telling hundreds of people to join jorts horse until the timeline is showing posts from the 1800s
seeing posts like "Egads! Hav e you seen this lithograph of a swarthy miss riding a pennyfarthing? you can see her ankles.....,"
@famoushorse @anna im so sorry @killeveryhetero . his name is famoushorse, ive known him for a long time, hes a communist, how could i NOT tell him to sign up for jorts.horse,
@anna @anna @killeveryhetero a horse who loves jorts
@famoushorse @anna @anna tbh this influx is simply returning jorts to its roots: a laggy piece of shit filled with the best shitposts on fedi
𝗝𝗢𝗥𝗧𝗦 𝗗𝗢𝗧 𝗛𝗢𝗥𝗦𝗘: 𝘢 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘺𝘴𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘥, 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘣𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘨𝘯𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘴, 𝘨𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘮𝘱 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩, 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘵𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘵
thats a bomb tagline, and if thats not a solid ass metaphor for like half of us idk what is
@killeveryhetero @famoushorse @anna rip jorts tooted a shitpost and died
@anna well uh, poisonjr is here now she is going to get 10000 follow requests and break the server for good
@Bec what a lovely conductor
i actually feel like I might have made several people join last night but I am going to blame @anna @anna for that