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Giamatti

The vagina museum is in a heated press battle with the dicksucking factory right now. Its getting ugly, folks.

My wife wanted to try some light BSDM so i tied her up and started quizzing her on how a turbocharger works.

It's wild how that one segment on The Daily Show from way back when still has us all horny for chastity play.

My spouse lost the baby. This is nothing.

β€” EshtΓ’n LΓ²rtaran, Miner

I played with a puzzlebox. I really enjoyed that!

β€” Ustuth Γ―tebushil, Dwarven Child

hey fedi, help me settle a debate at work.

beans, beans, the _____ fruit

Okay this is very 2010, but does anyone have an invitation to BTN that they could share with me?

Okay this is very 2010, but does anyone have an invitation to BTN that they could share with me?

I want to go poop at work but my coworkers have left each of the available toilets less clean than I would prefer. :(

Hi it’s me, the person that closes mastodon because there are no interactions, and then opens mastodon to check for interactions

if im being honest, the two best parts of the internet have got to be uploading, and downloading

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.