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St Woke of Pronouns

Little known star trek fact, doctor crusher is called that because she fucking crushes pussy, also she has the dankest weed in starfleet which is how she got her other nickname Dr PussyCrusher-Bestweed

Nov 24, 2024, 05:37 · Public · 3 · 8
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@glencoe For the fools doubting you in the replies, this is absolutely canonical as detailed in the TNG Season 5 episode "Too Song Fu, Thanks For Everything Wesley" in which Data and Geordie are captured by Bolian meth dealers after they get lost in hostile space trying to find out where Wesley parked their shuttle while drunk, and Beverly has to negotiate their release by seducing the Bolian leaders co-wife and bribing the guards with half a cargo hold's worth of White Rhino.

St Woke of Pronouns
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