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I didn't expect this to blow up!
Follow me into the forest where the trees are made of bones and moan softly even when there isn't any wind

I didn't expect this to blow up!
Follow me into the corpse of a dead god to look for the clouded jewel that once was its beating heart

I didn't expect this to blow up!
Follow me to the land that's east of the sun and west of the moon where I'll lower you into a glass casket to sleep until the grasshopper prince rescues you with a kiss on the nose

I didn't expect this to blow up!
Follow me on a quest to discover if there is water on the bottom of the ocean!

Follow

I didn't expect this to blow up!
Follow me to the edge of the sea where we'll wait for winter storms to blow in and shiver together under army surplus wool blankets while dreaming the dreams of those who will come after us.

I didn't expect this to blow up!
Follow the slightly translucent monk in a quicksilver cowel deep into the castle until you're given a blade and further instructions.

I didn't expect this to blow up!
Follow the crowd of people and touch each one until you feel a shiver go from your hand down your spine to your feet. Ask them whose face is on the 10 of Swords card and where it will begin.

I didn't expect this to blow up!
Follow the wind to the top of a mountain and stare at the constellations until they realign themselves in accordance with your will. A light shower of ash will signal that the new era has begun.

I didn't expect this to blow up!
Follow the one who catches your eye! One of their bones is a precious magical artifact that will bring justice after it is liberated from their body.

I didn't expect this to blow up!
Follow the black eyed children through the sewers until you find the warm place where everyone stays forever once they're let in.

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