after many moons and much traveling I have arrived at the forbidden city the strange fortune teller told me about. I look around, but something is wrong - where I expected iron eagles and aryan jawlines instead I see the red standard and horses in jorts. the color drains from my face and I let loose a blood curdling scream "where are my conservatives at?" I fall to the ground and yell at a uncaring sky "represent bros!"
but there are no bros to represent. I hear footsteps & my vision goes dark
@hasya23 lmao. People having no clue about what theyre talking about is one of my favorite things about the internet. They just post with such confidence!
Unstoppable shitposting engine.