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in 2019 we buy all our clothes from aliexpress, and they are all covered in unregulated lasers

@hasya23 I will pay $1000 American dollars to the first person that can clear a TSA checkpoint wearing this

@hasya23 how to go blind (and get sued into oblivion for blinding everyone else as well)

@hasya23 I've seen people in NYC showing out in these kinds of laser looks for years. It's always that moment when the lights go dim and you want to dish this fantasy out to the people. And I can attest the trend is contagious.

@hasya23 this is modern anti-surveillance riot gear though.

@hasya23 is it bad that this is increasingly growing on me as an aesthetic. like it's doing the "this started out a shitpost but i'm genuinely into it" thing

@hasya23
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*Zap*

:blobthinkingcool: where's everybody? It's so dark in here!

@hasya23 cant wait to wear some of this stuff outside and get tackled by the police for the lasers striking passing airplanes.

@hasya23 would that be bad to look directly at for a while?

@hasya23 I want to wear that very outfit on my next flight...

@hasya23 finally, a reason to wear sunglasses inside

@eel @hasya23 future nightclubs will have mandatory laser protection goggles
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