@hasya23 this is wow
now that i know the stats, my trips to the grocery store will be 30% quicker because of efficient cart use
@hasya23 i am basically ready to draft my fantasy shopping cart team
@hasya23 where! Is! The double level snub cart! It is clearly the best cart.
@shoofle next time you're coasting on a cart, try to gently tap one of the wheels. with a little practice you can steer
@hasya23 pick your fighter
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The thing is, due to inflation among other things, the third basket is usually more than enough for many people
@hasya23 oh my god
ah,, i see my research has reached the scholar instance. good.
@hasya23 I'm dying. Let's get one of those stress test machines that they use to test carbon and get this study out of the parking lot and onto the road.
@hasya23 i have literally never seen the first kind in the wild, but i love this
obv i'm a handbasket, speed and maneuverability are key for a single girl whomst broke
single as in living/shopping alone, i still belong to @morae lol
@hasya23 I want a competitive shopping video game about this now
@hasya23 when I look at this I immediately see the three player types available in NES Ice Hockey.
Unstoppable shitposting engine.