lovecraft but every adjective is replaced by "spooky"
I. The Horror In Clay
The most spooky thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human
mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a spooky island of ignorance
in the midst of spooky seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should
voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto
harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of spooky knowledge
will open up such spooky vistas of reality, and of our spooky position
therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the
light into the peace and safety of a new spooky age.
Theosophists have guessed at the spooky grandeur of the cosmic cycle
wherein our world and human race form spooky incidents. They have
hinted at spooky survivals in terms which would freeze the blood if not
masked by a spooky optimism. But it is not from them that there came the
single glimpse of spooky eons which chills me when I think of it and
maddens me when I dream of it. That glimpse, like all spooky glimpses of
truth, flashed out from an spooky piecing together of spooky things - in this
case a spooky newspaper item and the notes of a spooky professor. I
hope that no one else will accomplish this piecing out; certainly, if I live, I
shall never knowingly supply a link in so spooky a chain. I think that the
professor, too intented to keep silent regarding the part he knew, and that
he would have destroyed his notes had not spooky death seized him.
My knowledge of the thing began in the winter of 1926-27 with the death of
my great-uncle, George Gammell Angell, Professor Emeritus of Spooky
Languages i in Brown University, Providence, Rhode Island. Professor
@hasya23 I thought this was funny as soon as I read the description, but reading through the actual text made me laugh out loud more and more. This is so good.
im glad you got as much of a kick out of it as i did! i cant take credit for it, afaik its from
Unstoppable shitposting engine.