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age 14: lol politicians should fight in gladiator battles

age 20: that would be far too violent and cause loss of precious life, instead let us participate in democracy

age 30: never mind let’s do the gladiator thing

@hasya23 what if we did both
vote on who gets to be in the gladiator battles

@SunSaint
since this is the glorious utopic future where all problems are solved by gladius and trident i would imagine that to vote on who fights in gladiator battles you would first of course have to participate in a gladiator battle

@hasya23 by 40 you'll understand that politicians aren't the problem. It's just PEOPLE. Normal people around you, who are angry, bigoted, hateful, xenophobic, stupid, self-centered, who want those politicians to do what they do.

@hasya23

this guy decides that he would do better in a trial by combat versus the player character than in an actual jury court case and immediately dies

wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Minis

@hasya23

how to die in a fictional world: invite the protagonist to kill you

@ben
*stretches out and yawns* ahhhh nothing like ben posting guild war 2 facts to really complete a day of saying words on my favorite website, mastodon dot internet

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