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i feel kinda light headed and fuzzy so i am going to deal with this the only way i know how: drink even more coffee and not water

thank you for deleting the photo, redraft function

-THE SILENT WARRIOR

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a appointment next week? well, when is the next one? three months from now in another city during heavy traffic hours? yes. perfect. ill take it. 3 whole months between now and the next time i have to go amongst the blighted populace. i victoriously swoosh my cape & play the cure

going to sleep at fucked up hours because the government cant tell me what to do

at some point someone decided overturning paradigms was sexy, and then we ran out of paradigms to overturn that weren't capitalism (which just wouldn't do), and everything's been pretty inane in the academy ever since

in order to get me into Shitting and Farting College, my mafia boss dad had to not only donate thousands of dollars, but also photoshop my face onto the body of acclaimed ass shitter laurie

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It's going take a lot more than your OFFENSE to get me to shut up.
I worked as a DOMESTIC EMPLOYEE WHILE I SHUDDERED AT TOUCHING MEAT AND HALLUCINATED READING WILLIAM BLAKE.

I literally rose from the dead as my heart stopped and my bones were shattered by a Ciprofloxacin and Steroid combination with a month's worth of vomiting and doxycycline on top of it prescribed by Arab and Christian Doctors to live on communes and learn about lemon balm

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