When you're holding a pair of tongs and want to clack them together? Thats your natural instinct towards carcinization rearing its head.

Joking about carcinization gets me all the chicks.

Potential mates across multiple species find holding two sets of kitchen tongs going *clack* *clack* "Look at me I'm a crab lol" very attractive. This is called natural selection, and its why carcinization keeps happening.


@unlofl this 100% reflects my own experiences so I accept this

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