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Sleep tracker app notif: you're not sleeping enough. Go to bed now for ideal sleep length

Me: fuck you

@jizzwitch this reminds me of a gentler Obama fursona tweet

@jizzwitch

who, WHO is this shit actually working for?

my sister tried showing me some sleep cycle calculation website that was like "go to sleep at exactly 11:18 p.m. for optimal rest by your alarm time" and i just wanted to yell at the screen.

@jackdaw_ruiz be sure to fall asleep on that exact minute, no earlier and no later

@jackdaw_ruiz @jizzwitch angrily yelling at my phone's "Digital Wellbeing" system that I set up to lower my consumption saying "you have 15 minutes left on X app" and just turning off the timer manually is my new thing

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