Sleep tracker app notif: you're not sleeping enough. Go to bed now for ideal sleep length
Me: fuck you
@jizzwitch u don't know my life, app
@jizzwitch this reminds me of a gentler Obama fursona tweet
who, WHO is this shit actually working for?
my sister tried showing me some sleep cycle calculation website that was like "go to sleep at exactly 11:18 p.m. for optimal rest by your alarm time" and i just wanted to yell at the screen.
@jackdaw_ruiz be sure to fall asleep on that exact minute, no earlier and no later
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