Sleep tracker app notif: you're not sleeping enough. Go to bed now for ideal sleep length

Me: fuck you

@jizzwitch this reminds me of a gentler Obama fursona tweet


who, WHO is this shit actually working for?

my sister tried showing me some sleep cycle calculation website that was like "go to sleep at exactly 11:18 p.m. for optimal rest by your alarm time" and i just wanted to yell at the screen.

@jackdaw_ruiz be sure to fall asleep on that exact minute, no earlier and no later

@jackdaw_ruiz @jizzwitch angrily yelling at my phone's "Digital Wellbeing" system that I set up to lower my consumption saying "you have 15 minutes left on X app" and just turning off the timer manually is my new thing

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