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If you tell me you’re jerking off to me that’s no problem but if you refuse to show me your jizz all over wrapping paper on this day , I gotta tell you, you’re on thin ice.

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@popefucker
There’s always bloodlust in my eyes, it’s a side effect of my ever present lust for blood. 🤷‍♀️

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*a series of loud popping noises when I stand up from the couch*

Don't worry, that's just my pussy

IDK the origin of all this chungus talk but it reminds me of a thing my ex-enbyfriend and I used to say as a crude challenge to people:

"Pung my red rung"

Eggnog is Santa's cum. You better drink up if you don't wanna end up on the naughty list

They're not chemtrails they're cumtrails and they're actually good for you

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Please feel free to eat my ass at your earliest convenience.
Regards,
jizzwitch

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this is my emotional support vibe pls dont touch it's a service animal

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jorts.horse

Unstoppable shitposting engine.