Selfie, ec, pain mention Show more
What up it's ya girl jizzwitch in excruciating pain
Lewd shitpost based on a true story Show more
Every dude in my twitter dms, to their bros,
"Sorry I'm late I had to nut on a pic of this witch's tits"
Food 4 Show more
Tofu ham, bitches
A selfie, no eye contact - Kind of NSFW/lewd but clothed - Boosts 🆗 Show more
Got bored. Wanna help me take a study break?
Food 3 Show more
Sourdough rye from wild yeast
Food 2 Show more
Cultured vegan cheese made by me
It was the Yuletide, that men call Christmas though they know in their hearts it is older than Bethlehem and Babylon, older than Memphis and mankind. It was the Yuletide, and I had come at last to the ancient sea town where my people had dwelt and kept festival in the elder time when festival was forbidden; where also they had commanded their sons to keep festival once every century, that the memory of primal secrets might not be forgotten.
Food Show more
My first bûche de noël
Friends, do not open. Haters this is for u Show more
christmas / drug mention Show more
people say the war on Christmas isn't real. but i started the morning by throwing open my window and shouting "you there, little boy! what day is it?"
and in response he just did some kind wackass Fortnite dance and then rolled away on heelys.
i'm glad Santa died a couple years ago when that Chinese fentanyl made its way up to the North Pole and he didn't have to see this travesty.
anyway, Merry Christmas!
Horrible lewd intrusive thought don't open Show more
I call my bitch's pussy Funko cause that shit pops
Ur unproblematic fav 501 year old necromancer nudes lich. She/her 18+
Unstoppable shitposting engine.