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Bi m/f couple looking for a third. He's hung, she's fit, you're an incorporeal demon. NSA

Selfie, ec, pain mention Show more

Gravy is a fun, cheap lubricant that'll make your whole house smell like christmas dinner!

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Lewd shitpost based on a true story Show more

It was the Yuletide, that men call Christmas though they know in their hearts it is older than Bethlehem and Babylon, older than Memphis and mankind. It was the Yuletide, and I had come at last to the ancient sea town where my people had dwelt and kept festival in the elder time when festival was forbidden; where also they had commanded their sons to keep festival once every century, that the memory of primal secrets might not be forgotten.

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christmas / drug mention Show more

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Lewd and weird do not read Show more

If you tell me you’re jerking off to me that’s no problem but if you refuse to show me your jizz all over wrapping paper on this day , I gotta tell you, you’re on thin ice.

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