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Bi m/f couple looking for a third. He's hung, she's fit, you're an incorporeal demon. NSA

Death 

Selfie, ec, pain mention 

Gravy is a fun, cheap lubricant that'll make your whole house smell like christmas dinner!

:promoted: Promoted

Lewd shitpost based on a true story 

It was the Yuletide, that men call Christmas though they know in their hearts it is older than Bethlehem and Babylon, older than Memphis and mankind. It was the Yuletide, and I had come at last to the ancient sea town where my people had dwelt and kept festival in the elder time when festival was forbidden; where also they had commanded their sons to keep festival once every century, that the memory of primal secrets might not be forgotten.

Friends, do not open. Haters this is for u 

christmas / drug mention 

bad 

Lewd and weird do not read 

If you tell me you’re jerking off to me that’s no problem but if you refuse to show me your jizz all over wrapping paper on this day , I gotta tell you, you’re on thin ice.

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