Max Keeble's Jorts @jortsmaxkeeble@jorts.horse

Special RIP to Joao Gilberto, who almost singlehandedly invented bossa nova, one of my favorite genres of music of all time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5-1GwBwZ6U

1. Do you want to kiss them?:
NO: Do not kiss them.
YES: Continue to 2.

2. Do they want to kiss you?:
NO: Do not kiss them.
YES: Kiss them.

Postscript:
• "But I'm in a closed relationship!"
Oh, yeah, maybe slow down there, that makes it a lot more complicated

• "But I'm [sexual orientation that's confusing given who this person is]!"
That's a bit cart-before-the-horse, huh?

if you want to donate to mike gravel just go here http://SendHenryKissingerToTheHague.com

absolutely hilarious that the name of a deeply popular television show that has run for over 10 years is just called "modern family." give me a fucking break

breaking down as i realize that what's modern about the family is that there's gays in it

e.g. person A makes a post and tags it as food related. person B has no food filters and sees the post plainly. person C has a CW filter for food so the post shows up behind a CW. person D has a block filter for food so they dont see the post at all

i think that sounds neat

what if instead of having to decide on norms as a community (which will never be fully agreed upon) and then yell at people to CW certain things, they were automatically CWed by a tagging system and people could put things behind a CW on the receiving end

Gonna replace all the joints in my body with electrical motors only to make sure Elon Musk doesn't do it first. Take that Musk, suck my cyborg ass

I spent too much mental effort trying to look like a “normal” cishet man

From now on, I never want another person to think I’m straight ever again

best bird name is "grackle"

I've only known one person in my life who willingly used dvorak, and he was utterly intolerable