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some highlights from knzk, preserved in this thread:

@selontheweb also you don't need to replace mattresses every 8 years. You can easily go 10 to 15 years without issue, and we warrantied ours for 25 years. mattress firm created the "replace every 8" slogan to get people to buy more mattresses

american culture is the 6 seconds of dead air your brain experiences when it sees a strip mall with a Mattress Firm and a Subway

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final point. i know this is gonna be a jarring statement, but I mean it:

local news coverage in america in many ways might as well just be the "black crime" tag on breitbart, because the difference is often just that breitbart said what local news mainly implied

media consolidation (like sinclair, cox, etc) has made this noticably worse, but make no mistake: tv local news has always placed a focus on scaring white people about black people

death, murder [local news] Show more

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death, murder [talkin bout local news] Show more

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Look at this gorgeous Sicilian slice I had tonight. Tasted as good as it looked

Special RIP to Joao Gilberto, who almost singlehandedly invented bossa nova, one of my favorite genres of music of all time youtube.com/watch?v=H5-1GwBwZ6

Special RIP to Joao Gilberto, who almost singlehandedly invented bossa nova, one of my favorite genres of music of all time youtube.com/watch?v=H5-1GwBwZ6

ME:
MY BRAIN: but what if pitchfork just went way out of left field and named Almeda by Solange as their best song of the decade

file under "ariel pink songs that I love but kind of hate because I wish ariel pink had nothing to do with them" (like, the good parts of this are the dam funk parts, lets be real) open.spotify.com/track/6cL5IOI

Should I Kiss This Person?: a flowchart Show more

Today was a long day. My air conditioner doesn’t work yet so I have to stay in my parents house for the next couple days. But I’m here in Orlando and my furniture is here too. Not bad

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