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some highlights from knzk, preserved in this thread:

Special RIP to Joao Gilberto, who almost singlehandedly invented bossa nova, one of my favorite genres of music of all time youtube.com/watch?v=H5-1GwBwZ6

Special RIP to Joao Gilberto, who almost singlehandedly invented bossa nova, one of my favorite genres of music of all time youtube.com/watch?v=H5-1GwBwZ6

ME:
MY BRAIN: but what if pitchfork just went way out of left field and named Almeda by Solange as their best song of the decade

file under "ariel pink songs that I love but kind of hate because I wish ariel pink had nothing to do with them" (like, the good parts of this are the dam funk parts, lets be real) open.spotify.com/track/6cL5IOI

Should I Kiss This Person?: a flowchart Show more

Today was a long day. My air conditioner doesn’t work yet so I have to stay in my parents house for the next couple days. But I’m here in Orlando and my furniture is here too. Not bad

absolutely hilarious that the name of a deeply popular television show that has run for over 10 years is just called "modern family." give me a fucking break

breaking down as i realize that what's modern about the family is that there's gays in it

My parents put on Pocahontas for my niece and nephew. I have not seen it since it was originally in theaters. I have the following observations:

1. Wow this is the most mid 90s liberal movie I’ve ever seen
2. I love this raccoon character
3. Every Native American woman has inexplicably perfect eyelashes

Moving day has been alright so far! I’m currently slightly over an hour into the 4 hour drive from Miami to Orlando; just ate lunch

e.g. person A makes a post and tags it as food related. person B has no food filters and sees the post plainly. person C has a CW filter for food so the post shows up behind a CW. person D has a block filter for food so they dont see the post at all

i think that sounds neat

what if instead of having to decide on norms as a community (which will never be fully agreed upon) and then yell at people to CW certain things, they were automatically CWed by a tagging system and people could put things behind a CW on the receiving end

Gonna replace all the joints in my body with electrical motors only to make sure Elon Musk doesn't do it first. Take that Musk, suck my cyborg ass

I spent too much mental effort trying to look like a “normal” cishet man

From now on, I never want another person to think I’m straight ever again

I spent too much mental effort trying to look like a “normal” cishet man

From now on, I never want another person to think I’m straight ever again

I've only known one person in my life who willingly used dvorak, and he was utterly intolerable

I wish it would stop raining, particularly before the moving truck shows up tomorrow

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