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okay now that we've gotten all that shit out of the way, let's get BACK TO BASICS, FOLKS

post a picture of your favorite type of frog in this thread

I was obsessed with these little guys when I was a kid

look at her, what the hell is she thinking about right now?

@killeveryhetero "I hope some fucko comes to lick me so they'll trip balls and shit out a metric ton of diarrhea"

🎶 I'M BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DAA, DOO DA BE DEE, DA BA DAA, DA BA DEE DA BA DAA 🎶

@killeveryhetero
First person to post Pepe is getting blocked, or shoved in a locker, maybe both

@scribblefrog @killeveryhetero this healed something deep within that i didn’t know existed

@killeveryhetero @hovfire @sophia an EMOJI THIEF is STEALING my POTATO FROG!!!!!!!!! make them give us a cool emoji in return

@scribblefrog @hovfire @sophia apparently it was on bofa as well cuz it was listed under that instance in the admin console too

@sophia @scribblefrog @hovfire

*jots a quick note down in my "SHIT TO STEAL" journal* mhm, mhm, everything seems to be in order here,

@killeveryhetero i was the leader of the red eye tree frog cult in my primary school

@Joba hell yeah

I had one toy that looked like this that was made of ... slime, I guess ... that you'd throw at the wall and he'd flip flop flip flop down the wall

@killeveryhetero these frogs are always so sad

my favourite is always gonna be :scribblefrog: but i wanna hug the sadfrog too

GONNA NEED SOME MORE FROG CONTRIBUTIONS YOU GODDAMNED SLACKERS

@killeveryhetero
How about these frogs? (They're not toads, I swear! Stop asking!)

@jizzwitch @killeveryhetero I can't BELIEVE you would disrespect this darling angel toad child

@killeveryhetero he looks like he's gonna get knocked over by his own pitiful little squeaks

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