I've been sending a network message through an application that american-flag-belt-coworker uses and I have full admin for every few weeks for months ... I can only send it if he's logged into the application, but the message UI is extremely vague and seems unrelated, and shows up unattached to the app.
THIS IS A TEST of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed."
Thinking about it and I think my next message to him will finally deviate from "this is a test" and simply say:
THIS IS A MESSAGE from the National Wireless Emergency Alert System. Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."
maybe send it to myself too at the same time and act super weirded out by it when he reacts
@killeveryhetero the hero we all deserve
@killeveryhetero jesus fucking christ zoe how are you so amazing
@killeveryhetero Start sending him "Secret Q Briefings For Trusted Agents".
@killeveryhetero Tell him that Trump got bin Laden.
@killeveryhetero Have you considered sending him dril tweets
I love Foone's stuff!
Unstoppable shitposting engine.