let's have a thread! what's the single most disgustingly shameful snack you've had a craving for any time recently? you know the one I mean, I can see it in your eyes that you're thinking of something very specific. fess up!
@killeveryhetero does scooping peanut butter out of the jar with a granola bar count
@elchapo maybe? that sounds tasty though, if a bit uncouth
@killeveryhetero it was breakfast tbh
@killeveryhetero Jalapeño cream cheese on sourdough chips.
@killeveryhetero smoked oysters from a can
@killeveryhetero 711 donut
@killeveryhetero sardines in spicy mustard sauce
@killeveryhetero Canned chicken?
My lunch was a couple slices of leftover pizza that had been sitting on the floor of the work van for 2 days
@SallyStrange when i was younger and worked in a kitchen we were told in no uncertain terms that food that hit the ground could NOT be served (this had been an ongoing problem)
seeing an obvious loophole, i'd "drop" things onto the ground that i wanted to eat.....
@killeveryhetero sorry. They were a childhood snack....
@_Crescensia_ no apologies here!!! this is a shame-free zone!!
i loved the everliving FUCK out of vienna sausages when i was a tiny lass, and i'm afraid to try them as an adult (my fear is that i'll still like them)
@killeveryhetero I had some of those oysters the other day... and loved it. And I know how you feel... I have Vienna sausages in my pantry right now...
@killeveryhetero Canned macaroni :(
@killeveryhetero i mean people tell me coke and milk is a disgusting combo, i dont think it is tho...
@laurie i'ma keep it real wit you, queen
that's, pretty bad,
@killeveryhetero its good...
No, my brain can't make sense of the concept "shameful snack". I tried but 😞
During the night I came to think of Hannibal Lecter... So maybe but I have no craving for it.
@killeveryhetero chicken salad out of a can. with tony's.
@killeveryhetero *sigh* flamin hot cheedos
One whole pint of a combination cookies n' cream and cookie dough ice cream
@killeveryhetero canned mackerel in tomato sauce 🐟 😳
@killeveryhetero kraft dinner
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@killeveryhetero Canned sardines in Mediterranean oil on avocado toast. Don't drain the sardines, reserve the oil, divided into 3/4 and 1/4.
To the 3/4, add chopped parsley, a little lemon zest, salt, and pepper. Marinate the sardines for a while (1+ hours). Brush 2 slices of very good bread (sourdough works here) with the 1/4 oil and toast in a toaster oven or oven (or in a toaster then apply oil). Mash an avocado, spread on toast, top with sardines.
@killeveryhetero not recent but i used to be a fiend for putting vanilla flavoring in the mt dew from the soda machines at 7-11 i dont think i can ever top how gross that was and anyway this is one of the many, many reasons i had to quit sugar
@killeveryhetero i decided to say fuck it and try coffee with soda
i gagged it out.
@killeveryhetero Little Debbie Zebra Cakes.
Unstoppable shitposting engine.