god i fuckin played myself today

*it is WARM out here,
*I'm not ready to deal with my boss seeing my tattoo, so i'm stuck in long sleeves
*i got a keratin treatment on my hair on friday -- this will straighten my hair for the next 6 months but i can't put it up in a ponytail or anything until I wash it after 3 days (tonight) so I'm stuck with my massive amount of hair caressing me like a warm blanket
*my body does not correctly regulate temperature, so it when I overheat, I don't catch back up

also if I sweat i'll start playing myself even harder cuz it'll fuck up my hair, but luckily(?) due to the whole can't regulate temperature thing I rarely sweat

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