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mentioned to american-flag-belt-coworker (who is drinking starbucks' "largest, darkest roast", black, after intentionally cooling it to just above room temperature) the insane lengths I go to to drink coffee

see, I hate coffee, so I have to make it taste as little like coffee as possible -- I have a cherry mocha latte (+extra espresso for power), with whip cream, and I dumped two packs of sugar in there too

"Well that's not such a big deal, at your age."

I'M TWENTY NINE, AFBC. YOU KNOW THIS.

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