"Good morning, good morning, good morning. It's great to be a winner, and aren't we all!"

-- american-flag-belt-coworker, starting some conference call behind me

my daily sense of loathing reaches a slow boil,

@killeveryhetero this could well end with you murdering him with a shard of a diet coke can and i think thats beautiful

@killeveryhetero my hatred for this man I've never met and know nothing about other than his belt and his apple watch grows more by each passing day

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