"Good morning, good morning, good morning. It's great to be a winner, and aren't we all!"
-- american-flag-belt-coworker, starting some conference call behind me
my daily sense of loathing reaches a slow boil,
@killeveryhetero this could well end with you murdering him with a shard of a diet coke can and i think thats beautiful
@killeveryhetero my hatred for this man I've never met and know nothing about other than his belt and his apple watch grows more by each passing day
Unstoppable shitposting engine.