women's experience in public restrooms, moments before sitting: "okay please don't be warm, please don't be warm, please don't be warm, please don't be--AUGH"
men's experience in public restrooms, as I understand it: "LEMME JUST TROT ON DOWN TO THE OL' PISSIN' TROUGH SO I CAN BLAST OUT A NICE GOOD PISS INTO A DEVICE MEANT TO FEED LIVESTOCK WHILE STANDING CHEEK TO CHEEK WITH ME MATES, BOY HOWDY I SURE LOVE CRACKIN' OPEN A WARM ONE (PISS) WITH THA BOYS,"
@killeveryhetero spot on tbh
@killeveryhetero My experience in the restroom: Ugh, I wish my body were different
@forAll52 sorry fam 😔 dysphoria sux
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