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herwe at ARby's™ we know to take the holidsdays SERIOUSLY
so to Prepare fyourself for this special Valentaiones day, why not try something NEW to SPICE things UP for your lovers? check out these Hot and SPicy Tips, gathedrd hrere by a Local Expert! /
Tip #1:
re: nsfw, body horror??, ABSOLUTELY CURSED, DO NOT CLICK, DO NOT READ, DO NOT LOOK AT, DONT!!!!!!!!!! [bepis]
@killeveryhetero GOOD GRIEF what twisted/horny mind birthed this idea
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@killeveryhetero the detailed diagrams are really... well they sure are real
@killeveryhetero wow, you gave it such a clear warning not to open, and yet.... boy do I have some regrets....
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@killeveryhetero i unironically love how much time and effort you put into this
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@killeveryhetero hey what the absolute fuck 
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@killeveryhetero the urethrea can be considering a form of spaghetti if you think about it long enough.
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@killeveryhetero lmfaooooo
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@killeveryhetero @toilet this carries some serious Junji Ito vibes
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oh sweet you got notes from the lecture. can i borrow those before the midterm??
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@jackdaw @killeveryhetero i clicked this and i have no regerts
@jackdaw @killeveryhetero looks like I’ll be adding a MOST CURSED award for next week thanks guys.
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@killeveryhetero pene pasta
*italian gestures*
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@killeveryhetero this post convinced me that god isn't real
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@killeveryhetero
Yeah.
Wish I hadn't.
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@killeveryhetero "Clean plates guys? Wait, how did you do this"
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Image description [bepis]
Instructions: Bring pasta to boil and cook to al dente, run cold water over cooked pasta. Starting at the base of the penis head, wrap pasta in a clockwise direction until you reach the tip of the penis head. Repeat until foreskin is full.
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@killeveryhetero I want you to know I blasted this picture to everyone in my contacts
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@bitchphomet hell yeah
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i showed this to someone and she asked if the goal is to slurp it out like one piece or what the objective is. i told her "i dunno im not fucking asking" but i guess i am admittedly curious.
just raises more questions tbh but i am okay with that life is full of mysteries and that's wonderful.
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@jackdaw @killeveryhetero
tbh the goal in my mind was to fuck the filled peen until the spaghetti started to unravel until a noodl gets stuck in the vag or butt and then u try to suck it out but man i’m just way too creative to be safe on the internet
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@killeveryhetero
ow oof my foreskin
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• your imagination goes above and beyond, i really appreciate the effort you've put into visualizing this concept
• GIRL WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
• your handwriting is gorgeous
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@killeveryhetero this.. THIS.
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@killeveryhetero I am now going to"spaghettify" my dick in a more traditional manner, by leaping crotch-first into the event horizon of a black hole
@killeveryhetero happy anniversary spaghetti foreskin
@DeltaFlood @killeveryhetero @melissasage i'm scream-laughed so loud my roommate thought i nearly died
@DeltaFlood shit i forgot about this lmao
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@killeveryhetero I'm just glad it isn't what I imagined: a special kind of Bloomin Onion-esque or spiral cut circumcision.
@killeveryhetero I don't know what I expected, but it was not that