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ABSOLUTELY CURSED, DO NOT CLICK, DO NOT READ, DO NOT LOOK AT, DONT!!!!!!!!!! [bepis] 

herwe at ARby's™ we know to take the holidsdays SERIOUSLY

so to Prepare fyourself for this special Valentaiones day, why not try something NEW to SPICE things UP for your lovers? check out these Hot and SPicy Tips, gathedrd hrere by a Local Expert! /

Tip #1:

re: nsfw, body horror??, ABSOLUTELY CURSED, DO NOT CLICK, DO NOT READ, DO NOT LOOK AT, DONT!!!!!!!!!! [bepis] 

@killeveryhetero GOOD GRIEF what twisted/horny mind birthed this idea

ABSOLUTELY CURSED, DO NOT CLICK, DO NOT READ, DO NOT LOOK AT, DONT!!!!!!!!!! [bepis] 

@killeveryhetero the detailed diagrams are really... well they sure are real

@killeveryhetero wow, you gave it such a clear warning not to open, and yet.... boy do I have some regrets....

ABSOLUTELY CURSED, DO NOT CLICK, DO NOT READ, DO NOT LOOK AT, DONT!!!!!!!!!! [bepis] 

@killeveryhetero i unironically love how much time and effort you put into this

re: ABSOLUTELY CURSED, DO NOT CLICK, DO NOT READ, DO NOT LOOK AT, DONT!!!!!!!!!! [bepis] 

@killeveryhetero hey what the absolute fuck :ono:

ABSOLUTELY CURSED, DO NOT CLICK, DO NOT READ, DO NOT LOOK AT, DONT!!!!!!!!!! [bepis] 

@killeveryhetero the urethrea can be considering a form of spaghetti if you think about it long enough.

ABSOLUTELY CURSED, DO NOT CLICK, DO NOT READ, DO NOT LOOK AT, DONT!!!!!!!!!! [bepis] 

@killeveryhetero lmfaooooo

ABSOLUTELY CURSED, DO NOT CLICK, DO NOT READ, DO NOT LOOK AT, DONT!!!!!!!!!! [bepis] 

@killeveryhetero @toilet this carries some serious Junji Ito vibes

ABSOLUTELY CURSED, DO NOT CLICK, DO NOT READ, DO NOT LOOK AT, DONT!!!!!!!!!! [bepis] 

@killeveryhetero


oh sweet you got notes from the lecture. can i borrow those before the midterm??
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ABSOLUTELY CURSED, DO NOT CLICK, DO NOT READ, DO NOT LOOK AT, DONT!!!!!!!!!! [bepis] 

@jackdaw @killeveryhetero i clicked this and i have no regerts

@jackdaw @killeveryhetero looks like I’ll be adding a MOST CURSED award for next week thanks guys.

ABSOLUTELY CURSED, DO NOT CLICK, DO NOT READ, DO NOT LOOK AT, DONT!!!!!!!!!! [bepis] 

@killeveryhetero pene pasta
*italian gestures*

ABSOLUTELY CURSED, DO NOT CLICK, DO NOT READ, DO NOT LOOK AT, DONT!!!!!!!!!! [bepis] 

ABSOLUTELY CURSED, DO NOT CLICK, DO NOT READ, DO NOT LOOK AT, DONT!!!!!!!!!! [bepis] 

@killeveryhetero this post convinced me that god isn't real

ABSOLUTELY CURSED, DO NOT CLICK, DO NOT READ, DO NOT LOOK AT, DONT!!!!!!!!!! [bepis] 

@killeveryhetero
Yeah.
Wish I hadn't.

ABSOLUTELY CURSED, DO NOT CLICK, DO NOT READ, DO NOT LOOK AT, DONT!!!!!!!!!! [bepis] 

@killeveryhetero "Clean plates guys? Wait, how did you do this"

ABSOLUTELY CURSED, DO NOT CLICK, DO NOT READ, DO NOT LOOK AT, DONT!!!!!!!!!! [bepis] 

Image description [bepis] 

Picture of a drawn penis next to a penis with spaghetti-filled foreskin.
Instructions: Bring pasta to boil and cook to al dente, run cold water over cooked pasta. Starting at the base of the penis head, wrap pasta in a clockwise direction until you reach the tip of the penis head. Repeat until foreskin is full.

ABSOLUTELY CURSED, DO NOT CLICK, DO NOT READ, DO NOT LOOK AT, DONT!!!!!!!!!! [bepis] 

@killeveryhetero I want you to know I blasted this picture to everyone in my contacts

ABSOLUTELY CURSED, DO NOT CLICK, DO NOT READ, DO NOT LOOK AT, DONT!!!!!!!!!! [bepis] 

@bitchphomet hell yeah

ABSOLUTELY CURSED, DO NOT CLICK, DO NOT READ, DO NOT LOOK AT, DONT!!!!!!!!!! [bepis] 

@killeveryhetero

i showed this to someone and she asked if the goal is to slurp it out like one piece or what the objective is. i told her "i dunno im not fucking asking" but i guess i am admittedly curious.
@killeveryhetero


just raises more questions tbh but i am okay with that life is full of mysteries and that's wonderful.

ABSOLUTELY CURSED, DO NOT CLICK, DO NOT READ, DO NOT LOOK AT, DONT!!!!!!!!!! [bepis] this is a cursed reply :( 

@jackdaw @killeveryhetero
tbh the goal in my mind was to fuck the filled peen until the spaghetti started to unravel until a noodl gets stuck in the vag or butt and then u try to suck it out but man i’m just way too creative to be safe on the internet

ABSOLUTELY CURSED, DO NOT CLICK, DO NOT READ, DO NOT LOOK AT, DONT!!!!!!!!!! [bepis] 

@killeveryhetero
ow oof my foreskin

ABSOLUTELY CURSED, DO NOT CLICK, DO NOT READ, DO NOT LOOK AT, DONT!!!!!!!!!! [bepis] 

@killeveryhetero they keep telling us to use "compliment sandwiches" at work so lemme try that here

• your imagination goes above and beyond, i really appreciate the effort you've put into visualizing this concept
• GIRL WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
• your handwriting is gorgeous

ABSOLUTELY CURSED, DO NOT CLICK, DO NOT READ, DO NOT LOOK AT, DONT!!!!!!!!!! [bepis] 

@killeveryhetero this.. THIS.

ABSOLUTELY CURSED, DO NOT CLICK, DO NOT READ, DO NOT LOOK AT, DONT!!!!!!!!!! [bepis] 

@killeveryhetero I am now going to"spaghettify" my dick in a more traditional manner, by leaping crotch-first into the event horizon of a black hole

ABSOLUTELY CURSED, DO NOT CLICK, DO NOT READ, DO NOT LOOK AT, DONT!!!!!!!!!! [bepis] 

@killeveryhetero I'm just glad it isn't what I imagined: a special kind of Bloomin Onion-esque or spiral cut circumcision.

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