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herwe at ARby's™ we know to take the holidsdays SERIOUSLY
so to Prepare fyourself for this special Valentaiones day, why not try something NEW to SPICE things UP for your lovers? check out these Hot and SPicy Tips, gathedrd hrere by a Local Expert! /
Tip #1:
re: nsfw, body horror??, ABSOLUTELY CURSED, DO NOT CLICK, DO NOT READ, DO NOT LOOK AT, DONT!!!!!!!!!! [bepis]
@killeveryhetero GOOD GRIEF what twisted/horny mind birthed this idea
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@killeveryhetero the detailed diagrams are really... well they sure are real
@killeveryhetero wow, you gave it such a clear warning not to open, and yet.... boy do I have some regrets....
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@killeveryhetero i unironically love how much time and effort you put into this
re: ABSOLUTELY CURSED, DO NOT CLICK, DO NOT READ, DO NOT LOOK AT, DONT!!!!!!!!!! [bepis]
@killeveryhetero hey what the absolute fuck
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@killeveryhetero the urethrea can be considering a form of spaghetti if you think about it long enough.
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@killeveryhetero lmfaooooo
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@killeveryhetero @toilet this carries some serious Junji Ito vibes
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ABSOLUTELY CURSED, DO NOT CLICK, DO NOT READ, DO NOT LOOK AT, DONT!!!!!!!!!! [bepis]
@jackdaw @killeveryhetero i clicked this and i have no regerts
@jackdaw @killeveryhetero looks like I’ll be adding a MOST CURSED award for next week thanks guys.
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@killeveryhetero pene pasta
*italian gestures*
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ABSOLUTELY CURSED, DO NOT CLICK, DO NOT READ, DO NOT LOOK AT, DONT!!!!!!!!!! [bepis]
@killeveryhetero this post convinced me that god isn't real
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@killeveryhetero
Yeah.
Wish I hadn't.
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@killeveryhetero "Clean plates guys? Wait, how did you do this"
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@killeveryhetero I want you to know I blasted this picture to everyone in my contacts
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@bitchphomet hell yeah
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@jackdaw lasagna
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@jackdaw @killeveryhetero
tbh the goal in my mind was to fuck the filled peen until the spaghetti started to unravel until a noodl gets stuck in the vag or butt and then u try to suck it out but man i’m just way too creative to be safe on the internet
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@killeveryhetero
ow oof my foreskin
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ABSOLUTELY CURSED, DO NOT CLICK, DO NOT READ, DO NOT LOOK AT, DONT!!!!!!!!!! [bepis]
@killeveryhetero this.. THIS.
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@killeveryhetero I am now going to"spaghettify" my dick in a more traditional manner, by leaping crotch-first into the event horizon of a black hole
@killeveryhetero happy anniversary spaghetti foreskin
@DeltaFlood @killeveryhetero @melissasage i'm scream-laughed so loud my roommate thought i nearly died
@DeltaFlood shit i forgot about this lmao
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@killeveryhetero I'm just glad it isn't what I imagined: a special kind of Bloomin Onion-esque or spiral cut circumcision.
@killeveryhetero I don't know what I expected, but it was not that