sorry for the clickbait this isn't actually interesting or funny it's just a kick-off meeting and not worth livetooting

i have a love/hate relationship with these things because on one hand, I get to do even less work than usual. on the other hand, christ alive these people have boring voices


how is it even physically possible for a person's voice to actually *sound* like a spreadsheet??? modern science can't explain that.

there's a woman in the corner with a high pitched weird-ass muppet voice that sounds like a fucking screeching pterodactyl when she laughs -- we're on break and people keep making her laugh -- what the actual hell

@killeveryhetero my stats teach had that voice. I mean it was amazing how quickly I could fall asleep (even through I was actually interested in what he was saying)

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