reporting LIVE from CUBICLE HELL, i bring you the latest in office humor!!! this is some real EPIC shit, folks
EL OH EL!!!!!
"hey Tom, who came back here while i was gone?"
"like in the past 15 minutes, who came by my desk?"
"oh i dunno, i guess i wasn't paying attention"
"i got a ... horse. someone left a horse."
"i was here the whole time too, guess i didn't notice. huh."
I STRIKE FROM THE SHADOWS
NONE SUSPECT MY PRESENCE, LIKE A VERY DARK COLOURED PIDGEON IN A DARK ALLEYWAY, PLOTTING
IF THE CAMELS RETURN, NEXT WEEK A NEW HORSE WILL APPEAR, ALONG WITH AN EQUINE PHOTOGRAPH WITH THIS OVERLAYED ON TOP:
@killeveryhetero we got a live one here
@killeveryhetero office humor is the lowest form of human interaction
@killeveryhetero page 1 of 1
@laser i was waiting for this reply
@killeveryhetero does the clip cover up where it says "untitled"?
@laser fuck probably
@killeveryhetero ..... thurs..... day? 🤔
@killeveryhetero this is one of the worst uses of a binder clip i've ever seen
@killeveryhetero i am grinding my teeth into powder
@killeveryhetero oh my GOD 🙄
@killeveryhetero now i am emotionally invested. if there is no week three i will be crestfallen
@killeveryhetero the only solution is to cover every surface with camel memes
@pig i'm tempted to print this up and pin it to his cubicle wall on a tuesday
@killeveryhetero oh hell yes, do it
@pig (i did it)
@killeveryhetero the hero we do not deserve
@killeveryhetero camel day baybeeee
@killeveryhetero I hate this with every fibre of my being
@killeveryhetero I love office humor. As bad as it is I get a sense of security being surrounded by boring people.
Every time I see the Wednesday camel I think "Ah, I've reached the point in life where the paycheck is always on time."
@killeveryhetero how is that noise added to the photo from the printer or did you do that on purpose to *meme* it up some more?
@radicalrobit i did it myself, here's what i actually printed
dunno why it didn't go in color, it was supposedly a color printer
bonus comedy points: a slice off the bottom of this image corrupted when i transferred it from my phone to my work computer, making it a shitty ratio and an even shittier crop/print
@radicalrobit double bonus comedy points: the comically oversized clip i "found" (stole) and used
@killeveryhetero you've spooked'em
@killeveryhetero hahaha holy shit, legend
@killeveryhetero They thought you would forget BUT GUESS WHAT!? Horses never forget.
I am really enjoying watching @killeveryhetero slowly morph into an office lady
@killeveryhetero this entire saga is the funniest thing that's ever happened in an office building
holy friick im?
@root happy horseday Elle!! 🐎
it just snuck on me thanks!
@killeveryhetero I don’t know how I missed this before today, but I love this entire thread
@killeveryhetero god this is so epic. I fucking hate that commercial
@killeveryhetero At first parsed this as him using the horse to type and you taking the photo in the background. So like, just imagine someone pushing the horse feet on the keyboard to type it is a really good thing to imagine.
@killeveryhetero is he cute tho
@killeveryhetero page 3 of 5 fucking killed me
@radicalrobit comic sans
Unstoppable shitposting engine.