reporting LIVE from CUBICLE HELL, i bring you the latest in office humor!!! this is some real EPIC shit, folks
EL OH EL!!!!!
"hey Tom, who came back here while i was gone?"
"like in the past 15 minutes, who came by my desk?"
"oh i dunno, i guess i wasn't paying attention"
"i got a ... horse. someone left a horse."
"i was here the whole time too, guess i didn't notice. huh."
I STRIKE FROM THE SHADOWS
NONE SUSPECT MY PRESENCE, LIKE A VERY DARK COLOURED PIDGEON IN A DARK ALLEYWAY, PLOTTING
IF THE CAMELS RETURN, NEXT WEEK A NEW HORSE WILL APPEAR, ALONG WITH AN EQUINE PHOTOGRAPH WITH THIS OVERLAYED ON TOP:
@killeveryhetero we got a live one here
@killeveryhetero office humor is the lowest form of human interaction
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@laser i was waiting for this reply
@killeveryhetero does the clip cover up where it says "untitled"?
@laser fuck probably
@killeveryhetero ..... thurs..... day? 🤔
@killeveryhetero this is one of the worst uses of a binder clip i've ever seen
@killeveryhetero i am grinding my teeth into powder
@killeveryhetero now i am emotionally invested. if there is no week three i will be crestfallen
@killeveryhetero the only solution is to cover every surface with camel memes
@pig i'm tempted to print this up and pin it to his cubicle wall on a tuesday
@killeveryhetero oh hell yes, do it
@pig (i did it)
@killeveryhetero the hero we do not deserve
@killeveryhetero camel day baybeeee
@killeveryhetero I hate this with every fibre of my being
@killeveryhetero I love office humor. As bad as it is I get a sense of security being surrounded by boring people.
Every time I see the Wednesday camel I think "Ah, I've reached the point in life where the paycheck is always on time."
@killeveryhetero how is that noise added to the photo from the printer or did you do that on purpose to *meme* it up some more?
@radicalrobit i did it myself, here's what i actually printed
dunno why it didn't go in color, it was supposedly a color printer
bonus comedy points: a slice off the bottom of this image corrupted when i transferred it from my phone to my work computer, making it a shitty ratio and an even shittier crop/print
@radicalrobit double bonus comedy points: the comically oversized clip i "found" (stole) and used
@killeveryhetero you've spooked'em
@killeveryhetero hahaha holy shit, legend
@killeveryhetero They thought you would forget BUT GUESS WHAT!? Horses never forget.
I am really enjoying watching @killeveryhetero slowly morph into an office lady
holy friick im?
@root happy horseday Elle!! 🐎
it just snuck on me thanks!
@killeveryhetero I don’t know how I missed this before today, but I love this entire thread
@killeveryhetero god this is so epic. I fucking hate that commercial
Unstoppable shitposting engine.