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reporting LIVE from CUBICLE HELL, i bring you the latest in office humor!!! this is some real EPIC shit, folks

EL OH EL!!!!!

🚨 CRITICAL ALMOST-TWO-WEEK
UPDATE!!!!! 🚨

noticing that he just leaves these things up all week, i have chosen this monday to massively improve the situation

he has not noticed, yet

upon arriving to work today, all of the camels have been removed. unsure what the reaction was when he noticed

if he puts any/all of them back up this wednesday, i will print out a picture of a large horse with the words GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!!!! and attach it to his cube this thursday

if questioned, i will deny any knowledge of these actions

two weeks from now on a thursday, i will wish him a "happy horseday" in passing

THE TARGET HAS LEFT EARLY FOR THE DAY

COMMENCE OPERATION:HORSEDAY. I REPEAT, COMMENCE OPERATION:HORSEDAY

OVER AND OUT, HOO RAH

there is no sign of my masterpiece to be seen

target's reaction: unknown

a reasonably accurate dramatization of his discovery upon arriving to work this morning: "what the, fuck? huh??"

OH ARE WE DOING THIS AGAIN??? HUH??? YOU WANNA PLAY GUY??? ALRIGHT ITS ON, I'LL SEE YOU TUESDAY BUDDY 🐎🐎🐎 🐎🐎

i forgot to celebrate horseday

that's okay

it'll only mean his guard will be that much lower next week

THE TARGET HAS LEFT HIS DESK

HE SUSPECTS NOTHING

OPERATION HORSEDAY ROUND TWO: START

he didn't notice it for several minutes

while i was trying to get a sneaky photo of him typing with the horse in the background, he FOUND IT

behold the ultimate action shot:

"hey Tom, who came back here while i was gone?"

"huh?"

"like in the past 15 minutes, who came by my desk?"

"oh i dunno, i guess i wasn't paying attention"

"i got a ... horse. someone left a horse."

"i was here the whole time too, guess i didn't notice. huh."

I STRIKE FROM THE SHADOWS

NONE SUSPECT MY PRESENCE, LIKE A VERY DARK COLOURED PIDGEON IN A DARK ALLEYWAY, PLOTTING

IF THE CAMELS RETURN, NEXT WEEK A NEW HORSE WILL APPEAR, ALONG WITH AN EQUINE PHOTOGRAPH WITH THIS OVERLAYED ON TOP:

c'mon you motherfucker it's been two weeks without a camel picture put up

how am i supposed to continue my Art if you don't give me something to retaliate against???

i've overheard him talking about the inexplicable horse gift several times, it's still sitting on his desk

me, staring at the variety of horse figurines on my desk at home, all awaiting their chance for glory,

The Great Horse War is still stuck in a cease-fire since the Camel Nation halted all hostilities

this displeases me

there is, however, a parallel conflict in this office

one that has been going on for literal years

between my father, and an unknown antagonist

@killeveryhetero this is one of the worst uses of a binder clip i've ever seen

@killeveryhetero now i am emotionally invested. if there is no week three i will be crestfallen

@killeveryhetero the only solution is to cover every surface with camel memes

@killeveryhetero I love office humor. As bad as it is I get a sense of security being surrounded by boring people.

Every time I see the Wednesday camel I think "Ah, I've reached the point in life where the paycheck is always on time."

@killeveryhetero how is that noise added to the photo from the printer or did you do that on purpose to *meme* it up some more?

@radicalrobit i did it myself, here's what i actually printed

dunno why it didn't go in color, it was supposedly a color printer

bonus comedy points: a slice off the bottom of this image corrupted when i transferred it from my phone to my work computer, making it a shitty ratio and an even shittier crop/print

@radicalrobit double bonus comedy points: the comically oversized clip i "found" (stole) and used

@killeveryhetero They thought you would forget BUT GUESS WHAT!? Horses never forget.

I am really enjoying watching @killeveryhetero slowly morph into an office lady

@killeveryhetero this entire saga is the funniest thing that's ever happened in an office building

@killeveryhetero I don’t know how I missed this before today, but I love this entire thread

@killeveryhetero god this is so epic. I fucking hate that commercial

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