🚨 CRITICAL ALMOST-TWO-WEEK
noticing that he just leaves these things up all week, i have chosen this monday to massively improve the situation
he has not noticed, yet
"hey Tom, who came back here while i was gone?"
"like in the past 15 minutes, who came by my desk?"
"oh i dunno, i guess i wasn't paying attention"
"i got a ... horse. someone left a horse."
"i was here the whole time too, guess i didn't notice. huh."
I STRIKE FROM THE SHADOWS
NONE SUSPECT MY PRESENCE, LIKE A VERY DARK COLOURED PIDGEON IN A DARK ALLEYWAY, PLOTTING
IF THE CAMELS RETURN, NEXT WEEK A NEW HORSE WILL APPEAR, ALONG WITH AN EQUINE PHOTOGRAPH WITH THIS OVERLAYED ON TOP:
a few minutes ago i stole the remote and snuck into a "phone room" (tiny private cubes for making calls)
after carefully removing (ripping) the 8 off, I scratched off the wiring on the board below it so that the 8 could never be pressed again
it kept lighting up anyway when I added the button back, but the button sits in the remote kinda shitty and it accidentally presses more than you want if you manage to get it to light up.... oh well, mission close enough to accomplished i guess
@killeveryhetero I love office humor. As bad as it is I get a sense of security being surrounded by boring people.
Every time I see the Wednesday camel I think "Ah, I've reached the point in life where the paycheck is always on time."
@killeveryhetero how is that noise added to the photo from the printer or did you do that on purpose to *meme* it up some more?
@radicalrobit i did it myself, here's what i actually printed
dunno why it didn't go in color, it was supposedly a color printer
bonus comedy points: a slice off the bottom of this image corrupted when i transferred it from my phone to my work computer, making it a shitty ratio and an even shittier crop/print
Unstoppable shitposting engine.