if questioned, i will deny any knowledge of these actions
two weeks from now on a thursday, i will wish him a "happy horseday" in passing
"hey Tom, who came back here while i was gone?"
"like in the past 15 minutes, who came by my desk?"
"oh i dunno, i guess i wasn't paying attention"
"i got a ... horse. someone left a horse."
"i was here the whole time too, guess i didn't notice. huh."
I STRIKE FROM THE SHADOWS
NONE SUSPECT MY PRESENCE, LIKE A VERY DARK COLOURED PIDGEON IN A DARK ALLEYWAY, PLOTTING
IF THE CAMELS RETURN, NEXT WEEK A NEW HORSE WILL APPEAR, ALONG WITH AN EQUINE PHOTOGRAPH WITH THIS OVERLAYED ON TOP:
a few minutes ago i stole the remote and snuck into a "phone room" (tiny private cubes for making calls)
after carefully removing (ripping) the 8 off, I scratched off the wiring on the board below it so that the 8 could never be pressed again
it kept lighting up anyway when I added the button back, but the button sits in the remote kinda shitty and it accidentally presses more than you want if you manage to get it to light up.... oh well, mission close enough to accomplished i guess
@killeveryhetero hahaha holy shit, legend
@killeveryhetero They thought you would forget BUT GUESS WHAT!? Horses never forget.
I am really enjoying watching @killeveryhetero slowly morph into an office lady
holy friick im?
@root happy horseday Elle!! 🐎
it just snuck on me thanks!
@killeveryhetero I don’t know how I missed this before today, but I love this entire thread
@killeveryhetero god this is so epic. I fucking hate that commercial
@killeveryhetero the good news is when they redo all the channel numbers next week you can just claim the remote stopped working, get a new one, and then fix the new one too
@killeveryhetero I've considered making something with an IR LED and a controller board in a key fob that s l o w l y turns the volume down over the course of a few minutes.
@killeveryhetero page 3 of 5 fucking killed me
@radicalrobit comic sans
@killeveryhetero I wasn't 100% sure if it was but I thought so. fucking art.
Unstoppable shitposting engine.