things that have conspired to keep me awake all night:

the cats having a dance party

three severe weather alerts at various times of the night

lightning smashing a parking lot nearby and setting off a dozen car alarms, twice

the cats having a fight club

our bedroom ceiling leaking because of this fuckoff storm, drip, drip , dripdrip, on a loud pillow

my idiot shitheel coworkers in a group text at 9 in the morning talking about their cars getting flooded GO BACK TO SLEEP TROY

these jackasses are still texting eachother pictures of their trucks

@killeveryhetero holy hell, hope it gets better. maybe lightning exploded American Flag Belt Guy too? 💜

@VyrCossont it's fine i usually have to function on 5 or 6 hours of sleep anyway but goddamn

@killeveryhetero are cat dance party and cat fight club distinct from one another?

@robotcarsley most definitely. the distinctions are difficult to define, but you know it when you see it

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