reporting LIVE from CUBICLE HELL, i bring you the latest in office humor!!! this is some real EPIC shit, folks

EL OH EL!!!!!

🚨 CRITICAL ALMOST-TWO-WEEK
UPDATE!!!!! 🚨

noticing that he just leaves these things up all week, i have chosen this monday to massively improve the situation

he has not noticed, yet

upon arriving to work today, all of the camels have been removed. unsure what the reaction was when he noticed

if he puts any/all of them back up this wednesday, i will print out a picture of a large horse with the words GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!!!! and attach it to his cube this thursday

if questioned, i will deny any knowledge of these actions

two weeks from now on a thursday, i will wish him a "happy horseday" in passing

THE TARGET HAS LEFT EARLY FOR THE DAY

COMMENCE OPERATION:HORSEDAY. I REPEAT, COMMENCE OPERATION:HORSEDAY

OVER AND OUT, HOO RAH

there is no sign of my masterpiece to be seen

target's reaction: unknown

a reasonably accurate dramatization of his discovery upon arriving to work this morning: "what the, fuck? huh??"

OH ARE WE DOING THIS AGAIN??? HUH??? YOU WANNA PLAY GUY??? ALRIGHT ITS ON, I'LL SEE YOU TUESDAY BUDDY 🐎🐎🐎 🐎🐎

i forgot to celebrate horseday

that's okay

it'll only mean his guard will be that much lower next week

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THE TARGET HAS LEFT HIS DESK

HE SUSPECTS NOTHING

OPERATION HORSEDAY ROUND TWO: START

he didn't notice it for several minutes

while i was trying to get a sneaky photo of him typing with the horse in the background, he FOUND IT

behold the ultimate action shot:

"hey Tom, who came back here while i was gone?"

"huh?"

"like in the past 15 minutes, who came by my desk?"

"oh i dunno, i guess i wasn't paying attention"

"i got a ... horse. someone left a horse."

"i was here the whole time too, guess i didn't notice. huh."

I STRIKE FROM THE SHADOWS

NONE SUSPECT MY PRESENCE, LIKE A VERY DARK COLOURED PIDGEON IN A DARK ALLEYWAY, PLOTTING

IF THE CAMELS RETURN, NEXT WEEK A NEW HORSE WILL APPEAR, ALONG WITH AN EQUINE PHOTOGRAPH WITH THIS OVERLAYED ON TOP:

@killeveryhetero this entire saga is the funniest thing that's ever happened in an office building

@killeveryhetero I don’t know how I missed this before today, but I love this entire thread

@killeveryhetero god this is so epic. I fucking hate that commercial

@killeveryhetero At first parsed this as him using the horse to type and you taking the photo in the background. So like, just imagine someone pushing the horse feet on the keyboard to type it is a really good thing to imagine.

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