c'mon you motherfucker it's been two weeks without a camel picture put up
how am i supposed to continue my Art if you don't give me something to retaliate against???
i've overheard him talking about the inexplicable horse gift several times, it's still sitting on his desk
a few minutes ago i stole the remote and snuck into a "phone room" (tiny private cubes for making calls)
after carefully removing (ripping) the 8 off, I scratched off the wiring on the board below it so that the 8 could never be pressed again
it kept lighting up anyway when I added the button back, but the button sits in the remote kinda shitty and it accidentally presses more than you want if you manage to get it to light up.... oh well, mission close enough to accomplished i guess
yes folks, that's right, you've guessed it: operation horseday has officially escalated to chemical weapons: GASLIGHTING
HAS THIS SADDLE ALWAYS BEEN HERE? SURELY IT HASNT... HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN HERE? WHO PUT IT HERE? HOW DOES IT FIT SO PERFECTLY??? WHERE HAS MY LIFE GONE WRONG?????
feel free to take bets on how long it takes him to notice the ｃｈａｎｇｅ
(yes that is a coffee mug that says I LOVE MY WIFE on it)
i don't think he'll ever realize it
it is decided! within the next week or two, we will add the bridle onto the horse, and see if that garners any kind of reaction or notice.
several weeks later, the reins will make their appearance. HOW MANY CHANGES CAN I MAKE WITH HIM STILL UNAWARES? tune in next week to find out, same horse time same horse channel
@killeveryhetero the good news is when they redo all the channel numbers next week you can just claim the remote stopped working, get a new one, and then fix the new one too
@anna CN has been 64 around here since i was tiny smol zoey that's why i remember it
i don't even have cable or TV in general aside from streaming services now, but still
@killeveryhetero I've considered making something with an IR LED and a controller board in a key fob that s l o w l y turns the volume down over the course of a few minutes.
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