"hey Tom, who came back here while i was gone?"
"like in the past 15 minutes, who came by my desk?"
"oh i dunno, i guess i wasn't paying attention"
"i got a ... horse. someone left a horse."
"i was here the whole time too, guess i didn't notice. huh."
I STRIKE FROM THE SHADOWS
NONE SUSPECT MY PRESENCE, LIKE A VERY DARK COLOURED PIDGEON IN A DARK ALLEYWAY, PLOTTING
IF THE CAMELS RETURN, NEXT WEEK A NEW HORSE WILL APPEAR, ALONG WITH AN EQUINE PHOTOGRAPH WITH THIS OVERLAYED ON TOP:
it turns out that if you manage to press the 8.... it sends 5, instead
CHECKMATE MOTHERFUCKER YOU CAME TO THE WRONG 🐎NEIGH🐎BORHOOD
@killeveryhetero the good news is when they redo all the channel numbers next week you can just claim the remote stopped working, get a new one, and then fix the new one too
@anna channel numbers are changing?
@killeveryhetero today ends in y, it is hump day, and the channels are changing
@anna CN has been 64 around here since i was tiny smol zoey that's why i remember it
i don't even have cable or TV in general aside from streaming services now, but still
@killeveryhetero yeah i havent had cable in forever i am but a smol boomer
@killeveryhetero I've considered making something with an IR LED and a controller board in a key fob that s l o w l y turns the volume down over the course of a few minutes.
Unstoppable shitposting engine.