the BEST CASE SCENARIO is that this is a fucking THREAT to get me to pay rent (HEY GUESS WHAT ASSHOLES A PHONE CALL WOULD HAVE ACCOMPLISHED THAT) and when i go down there tomorrow morning it just goes away but HEY
YOU NEVER KNOW
MAYBE I'M JUST ABSOLUTELY FUCKED
BECAUSE LOUISIANA LANDLORDS ONLY HAVE TO GIVE YOU 5 DAYS NOTICE TO GET THE FUCK OUT IF THEY HAVE ANY SINGLE LEGAL GRIEVANCE WITH YOU WHATSOEVER
WHAT A NORMAL FUCKING WORLD
now i'm stuck with: do i pay it now? to bolster my argument tomorrow morning?? "HEY DICKPIPES, LOOK RIGHT HERE, I PAID THE FUCKING RENT LAST NIGHT EAT MY SHIT"
or is that throwing $1500 into the toilet? because if they want me to fuck off they have ZERO legal obligation to give me any recourse they can just say HA HA THANKS FOR THE $$ DIPSHIT GET OUT IN 4 DAYS ANYWAY
BY THE WAY THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING ASS GOBLIN OF A MANAGER THAT SIGNED THIS NOTICE??? LOOKED ME IN THE EYES 6 HOURS AGO WHEN I GOT HOME FROM WORK WHEN I CHECKED FOR PACKAGES
WE JOKED ABOUT LUX GETTING SHIT FROM KOREA WITH NO TRACKING
SHE LAUGHED WITH ME AND LOOKED ME IN THE EYES PROBABLY 30 MINUTES BEFORE STAPLING THIS SHIT TO MY DOOR LIKE THE CHICKENSHIT COWARD SHE IS
if you've ever heard someone saying shit like "LANDLORDS GET THE GUILLOTINE TOO" and thought "ehhh cmon man thats a bit too far they're just getting by" THIS KIND OF SHIT IS EXACTLY WHY
THIS, RIGHT HERE
I HAVE SAFETY NETS, I HAVE COUCHES I CAN CRASH ON, MY PARENTS AREN'T SHITGOBLINS
even if the worst happens here, i'm not on the street
BUT I GUARANTEE YOU THAT'S NOT TRUE FOR MOST OF MY FUCKING NEIGHBORS
landlords are absolute SCUM OF THE EARTH.
luckily if they want to be pricks about technicalities -- they misspelled my fucking last name on this thing so this is addressed to someone who doesn't exist therefore i probably have not been legally served with notice yet, buying me a few extra days if it comes to the worst
they also misspelled "august"
NOT JUST SCUMFUCKERS
BUT DIPSHIT SCUMFUCKERS
crisis averted, it was mostly a threat
they're still utter scumbags,
"i *did* call you, i called 7 people yesterday, we don't normally or always do that and we have no obligation to do so but we"
"yeah? did you? what phone number did you call?"
"....well let me, let me go look that up, i'll see what's on file...." AND SHE DROPPED THE SUBJECT
i'm not being evicted though so, whatever, 9 more months of this shithole while we save to move the fuck away
@killeveryhetero im sorry i dont have any way to help you but if it helps to know youre not screaming into the void i wish the best for you
@killeveryhetero walk in to talk to them with check in hand, so you dont have to pay if they just want you to gtfo
@pizza you can't pay with a check you can only pay with their fucking godawful MODERN PAYMENT PORTAL probably so that they could pull shit like this whenever they want
@killeveryhetero ah that's fucking awful... could you have it open on a phone or even a laptop while talking to them? It would be a pretty good bargaining chip but still fucked that they did this at all
@pizza that's the plan but who even knows if the drones downstairs actually HAVE any power in this
latter and blum is fucking huge, it's entirely possible it's beyond them already
@killeveryhetero damn well i hope everything works out. if it gets real bad im sure people on here can help you out if you need it
@killeveryhetero jesus christ, what an asshole
@killeveryhetero This sounds awful to deal with. These ghouls are fucking garbage. I'm sad to hear you have to deal with their evil bullshit and I hope you get clear of it soon.
@killeveryhetero holy shit that's terrifying. five days is basically nothing
@VyrCossont LOUISIANA, ARMPIT OF THE WORLD
@killeveryhetero definitely go talk to them
i got one with 3 days notice, paid up, and they didn't file the actual eviction
if it's for nonpayment they may even be legally required to clear it up when you pay
@killeveryhetero and if they say it'll go away when you pay, email them to confirm (so you have a paper trail to cover your ass)
@starfall i will be recording the conversation with an old phone in my back pocket the entire time, one-party-consent recording laws exist here
Unstoppable shitposting engine.