the BEST CASE SCENARIO is that this is a fucking THREAT to get me to pay rent (HEY GUESS WHAT ASSHOLES A PHONE CALL WOULD HAVE ACCOMPLISHED THAT) and when i go down there tomorrow morning it just goes away but HEY
YOU NEVER KNOW
MAYBE I'M JUST ABSOLUTELY FUCKED
BECAUSE LOUISIANA LANDLORDS ONLY HAVE TO GIVE YOU 5 DAYS NOTICE TO GET THE FUCK OUT IF THEY HAVE ANY SINGLE LEGAL GRIEVANCE WITH YOU WHATSOEVER
WHAT A NORMAL FUCKING WORLD
now i'm stuck with: do i pay it now? to bolster my argument tomorrow morning?? "HEY DICKPIPES, LOOK RIGHT HERE, I PAID THE FUCKING RENT LAST NIGHT EAT MY SHIT"
or is that throwing $1500 into the toilet? because if they want me to fuck off they have ZERO legal obligation to give me any recourse they can just say HA HA THANKS FOR THE $$ DIPSHIT GET OUT IN 4 DAYS ANYWAY
if you've ever heard someone saying shit like "LANDLORDS GET THE GUILLOTINE TOO" and thought "ehhh cmon man thats a bit too far they're just getting by" THIS KIND OF SHIT IS EXACTLY WHY
THIS, RIGHT HERE
I HAVE SAFETY NETS, I HAVE COUCHES I CAN CRASH ON, MY PARENTS AREN'T SHITGOBLINS
even if the worst happens here, i'm not on the street
BUT I GUARANTEE YOU THAT'S NOT TRUE FOR MOST OF MY FUCKING NEIGHBORS
landlords are absolute SCUM OF THE EARTH.
luckily if they want to be pricks about technicalities -- they misspelled my fucking last name on this thing so this is addressed to someone who doesn't exist therefore i probably have not been legally served with notice yet, buying me a few extra days if it comes to the worst
they also misspelled "august"
NOT JUST SCUMFUCKERS
BUT DIPSHIT SCUMFUCKERS
crisis averted, it was mostly a threat
they're still utter scumbags,
"i *did* call you, i called 7 people yesterday, we don't normally or always do that and we have no obligation to do so but we"
"yeah? did you? what phone number did you call?"
"....well let me, let me go look that up, i'll see what's on file...." AND SHE DROPPED THE SUBJECT
i'm not being evicted though so, whatever, 9 more months of this shithole while we save to move the fuck away
@killeveryhetero This sounds awful to deal with. These ghouls are fucking garbage. I'm sad to hear you have to deal with their evil bullshit and I hope you get clear of it soon.
@killeveryhetero holy shit that's terrifying. five days is basically nothing
@VyrCossont LOUISIANA, ARMPIT OF THE WORLD
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