WHO'S GOT TWO THUMBS IS NAMED ZOEY AND IS TOTALLY FUCKED AND PANICKING

THATS RIGHT YOU GUESSED IT THE ANSWER IS GAS ALL LANDLORDS

the BEST CASE SCENARIO is that this is a fucking THREAT to get me to pay rent (HEY GUESS WHAT ASSHOLES A PHONE CALL WOULD HAVE ACCOMPLISHED THAT) and when i go down there tomorrow morning it just goes away but HEY

YOU NEVER KNOW

MAYBE I'M JUST ABSOLUTELY FUCKED

BECAUSE LOUISIANA LANDLORDS ONLY HAVE TO GIVE YOU 5 DAYS NOTICE TO GET THE FUCK OUT IF THEY HAVE ANY SINGLE LEGAL GRIEVANCE WITH YOU WHATSOEVER

WHAT A NORMAL FUCKING WORLD

now i'm stuck with: do i pay it now? to bolster my argument tomorrow morning?? "HEY DICKPIPES, LOOK RIGHT HERE, I PAID THE FUCKING RENT LAST NIGHT EAT MY SHIT"

or is that throwing $1500 into the toilet? because if they want me to fuck off they have ZERO legal obligation to give me any recourse they can just say HA HA THANKS FOR THE $$ DIPSHIT GET OUT IN 4 DAYS ANYWAY

NEVER live in an apartment owned by latter and blum. ALWAYS check. guess what? they probably own half of your fucking city

they didn't own this place when we moved in, they bought it 7 months later and turned it into a fucking shithole while SIMULTANEOUSLY JACKING THE RENT UP

sdfkjhsdkfjss

BY THE WAY THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING ASS GOBLIN OF A MANAGER THAT SIGNED THIS NOTICE??? LOOKED ME IN THE EYES 6 HOURS AGO WHEN I GOT HOME FROM WORK WHEN I CHECKED FOR PACKAGES

WE JOKED ABOUT LUX GETTING SHIT FROM KOREA WITH NO TRACKING

SHE LAUGHED WITH ME AND LOOKED ME IN THE EYES PROBABLY 30 MINUTES BEFORE STAPLING THIS SHIT TO MY DOOR LIKE THE CHICKENSHIT COWARD SHE IS

if you've ever heard someone saying shit like "LANDLORDS GET THE GUILLOTINE TOO" and thought "ehhh cmon man thats a bit too far they're just getting by" THIS KIND OF SHIT IS EXACTLY WHY

THIS, RIGHT HERE

I HAVE SAFETY NETS, I HAVE COUCHES I CAN CRASH ON, MY PARENTS AREN'T SHITGOBLINS

even if the worst happens here, i'm not on the street

BUT I GUARANTEE YOU THAT'S NOT TRUE FOR MOST OF MY FUCKING NEIGHBORS

landlords are absolute SCUM OF THE EARTH.

brb gonna go pace in circles and try my best not to scream-vomit into the sink or shove my head through any nearby walls BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE LOUD AND LUX IS ASLEEP AND I AM A CONSIDERATE GIRLFRIEND

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i just realized these fucking pricks dated the letter 8/9

it's not like they mailed it to me and it took 3 days to get here, they stapled it to my fucking door of their own accord

with a datestamp of 3 days ago

dipshit SCUMFUCKERS i swear to god

luckily if they want to be pricks about technicalities -- they misspelled my fucking last name on this thing so this is addressed to someone who doesn't exist therefore i probably have not been legally served with notice yet, buying me a few extra days if it comes to the worst

they also misspelled "august"

NOT JUST SCUMFUCKERS

BUT DIPSHIT SCUMFUCKERS

crisis averted, it was mostly a threat

they're still utter scumbags,

"i *did* call you, i called 7 people yesterday, we don't normally or always do that and we have no obligation to do so but we"

"yeah? did you? what phone number did you call?"

"....well let me, let me go look that up, i'll see what's on file...." AND SHE DROPPED THE SUBJECT

MMM HMMMM

ASSHOLE

i'm not being evicted though so, whatever, 9 more months of this shithole while we save to move the fuck away

i'm keeping the recording of the whole thing just in case some more fuckery appears on my door in a week anyway

thankfuckfully this is probably over, though

gotta be careful here, every co-worker i bitch about this with today has replied with something along the lines of "WELL WITH MY TENANTS I ALWAYS....."

of COURSE you're all fucking landlords

of COURSE that shouldn't surprise me

jesus fucking hell

@killeveryhetero holy shit that's terrifying. five days is basically nothing

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