the BEST CASE SCENARIO is that this is a fucking THREAT to get me to pay rent (HEY GUESS WHAT ASSHOLES A PHONE CALL WOULD HAVE ACCOMPLISHED THAT) and when i go down there tomorrow morning it just goes away but HEY
YOU NEVER KNOW
MAYBE I'M JUST ABSOLUTELY FUCKED
BECAUSE LOUISIANA LANDLORDS ONLY HAVE TO GIVE YOU 5 DAYS NOTICE TO GET THE FUCK OUT IF THEY HAVE ANY SINGLE LEGAL GRIEVANCE WITH YOU WHATSOEVER
WHAT A NORMAL FUCKING WORLD
now i'm stuck with: do i pay it now? to bolster my argument tomorrow morning?? "HEY DICKPIPES, LOOK RIGHT HERE, I PAID THE FUCKING RENT LAST NIGHT EAT MY SHIT"
or is that throwing $1500 into the toilet? because if they want me to fuck off they have ZERO legal obligation to give me any recourse they can just say HA HA THANKS FOR THE $$ DIPSHIT GET OUT IN 4 DAYS ANYWAY
BY THE WAY THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING ASS GOBLIN OF A MANAGER THAT SIGNED THIS NOTICE??? LOOKED ME IN THE EYES 6 HOURS AGO WHEN I GOT HOME FROM WORK WHEN I CHECKED FOR PACKAGES
WE JOKED ABOUT LUX GETTING SHIT FROM KOREA WITH NO TRACKING
SHE LAUGHED WITH ME AND LOOKED ME IN THE EYES PROBABLY 30 MINUTES BEFORE STAPLING THIS SHIT TO MY DOOR LIKE THE CHICKENSHIT COWARD SHE IS
if you've ever heard someone saying shit like "LANDLORDS GET THE GUILLOTINE TOO" and thought "ehhh cmon man thats a bit too far they're just getting by" THIS KIND OF SHIT IS EXACTLY WHY
THIS, RIGHT HERE
I HAVE SAFETY NETS, I HAVE COUCHES I CAN CRASH ON, MY PARENTS AREN'T SHITGOBLINS
even if the worst happens here, i'm not on the street
BUT I GUARANTEE YOU THAT'S NOT TRUE FOR MOST OF MY FUCKING NEIGHBORS
landlords are absolute SCUM OF THE EARTH.
luckily if they want to be pricks about technicalities -- they misspelled my fucking last name on this thing so this is addressed to someone who doesn't exist therefore i probably have not been legally served with notice yet, buying me a few extra days if it comes to the worst
they also misspelled "august"
NOT JUST SCUMFUCKERS
BUT DIPSHIT SCUMFUCKERS
i'm keeping the recording of the whole thing just in case some more fuckery appears on my door in a week anyway
thankfuckfully this is probably over, though
Unstoppable shitposting engine.