patiently lying in wait until nearby office arguments get particularly heated to let out my Tactical Farts™, the sound perfectly masked by some chode yelling the word "synergy" or some shit,
@killeveryhetero ok ill boost it i believe in u
@killeveryhetero i mean. not quite. i mean. i know nothing. hides magic wand
some chode: SYNERGY!
your ass: prrrrrrrrrrrt
manager: EXACTLY! THAT'S IT!
Unstoppable shitposting engine.