patiently lying in wait until nearby office arguments get particularly heated to let out my Tactical Farts™, the sound perfectly masked by some chode yelling the word "synergy" or some shit,

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ok seriously what's wrong with me did someone shove a turkey baster up my ass while i was sleeping and fill me the fuck up with air this is ridiculous

@killeveryhetero i mean. not quite. i mean. i know nothing. hides magic wand :blobast:

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