i'm only a couple of episodes in and i don't actually want anyone to give me the answer in advance, but --

if gundam witch from mercury is queerbaiting me i'm going to scream incoherently about it for years

generations of youths will hear my screeching, for decades, and roll their eyes like "there goes granny, screaming about mecha robots or some shit again, what an absolute loser" and i will merely hiss and snarl at them in response