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i hate my company so fucking much on every possible level it's unreal

amy's got some hot girl vibes tho for real, laying in bed just chugging coffee while doomscrolling that's based as hell

@killeveryhetero "ah so theyre finding out that overworking their staff has a negative impact on product-oh, wait, no"

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in conclusion: the company would be more productive if they let Amy have a three-hour siesta every day to recharge after lunch

@killeveryhetero the monsters we swore to never become just to pay the bills and hate ourselves

@killeveryhetero government mandated bedtime: that's fascism
job mandated bedtime: that's patriotism

@killeveryhetero 8 hours for REST
8 hours for WHAT WE WILL
8 hours for STAYS UP LATE, DRINKING COFFEE AND PLAYING WITH HER PHONE IN BED

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