@killeveryhetero
Makes it sound so mean.
What if I just like bats..?
Also really like the way they control bugs.
@ancient_catbus
@TerryHancock @killeveryhetero @ancient_catbus liking bats and hating HOAs isn’t mutually exclusive… I for one hate HOAs and want to protect bats partially for the same reason, which is that I hate the destruction of ecosystems, and I want to improve the local ecosystem a little by having many different native plants that create better living conditions for many insects like for example wild bees instead of having more depressing lawn monoculture, and I want to offer a home to bats because they’re amazing creatures who are endangered by a lack of homes among other things. Or I guess that’s what I think I’d do if I had the chance
(I also hate HOAs and love bats for many other reasons, but these are some of them)
@killeveryhetero ducks are federally protected by the Migratory Bird Act of 1918
if you're interested in ruining a shared swimming pool for your neighbors for a couple of months, allow a duck to nest nearby and hatch some ducklings
they legally cannot be moved or re-homed until they move on their own
@killeveryhetero Also known as superspreader event zone.
@killeveryhetero or if you really like bats, that's also a good reason I'd say
@killeveryhetero LOLing hard at this. I love bats, but don’t have an HOA. 😂♥️🦇
@wendinoakland @killeveryhetero loving bats is reason enough I think
@hypolite @killeveryhetero You can probably find a few other legal ways to not make it very expensive anymore.
@killeveryhetero I hate my HOA allllmost enough to do this.
@killeveryhetero add Bat-signal for extra awesomeness.
@killeveryhetero
To whoever has the same problem as me:
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=H.O.A.
(Great idea though)
@killeveryhetero And put a spite antenna on the roof for good measure
@killeveryhetero @EdCates put it up next to your public safety radio antenna for extra "HOA will hate this" points.
@killeveryhetero turning your neighborhood into a goth neighborhood
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