manic pixie Arby's™ dream @killeveryhetero@jorts.horse

i don't think....

i, uhhhhhhhh,

buddy there's so many things wrong in this image i don't really know where to begin,,

aw shit, guess i'm not using a clone of the existing server,

don't mind me just posting sanfordianphil's dog onto the timeline to confuse him

Zᴏᴇʏ ʜᴀs ᴀᴄǫᴜɪʀᴇᴅ: [Lᴏɴɢʙᴏᴀʀᴅ]

somebody left a perfectly good(?) longboard in the trash room

LETS GO LETS ROCK LETS DO THIS THING

aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oof

SW-0260-6178-3821

just gals bein' pals

this weird ass gas station is built like a hunting lodge, and, well, this:

this shitty little half-wall separates me and american-flag-belt-coworker's cubicles

he is away, at some meeting, so I've taken the opportunity to ... improve, our border,

your move fucko

bored at work, here's an old selfie of mine from a couple of years ago that I really like

1 boost = 1 internet validation

everyone I work with is a horrible ghoul

behold this cursed desk ornament

discord is hell

when you've *clearly* taken a left turn somewhere and lost the orgasm but instead of giving up you turn the vibrator up to an inadvisably high level and POWER THROUGH IT,

bonus hellish pic where google glitched out and turned me into a minor demon