Zoey - Arby's™ Ambassador 🥡 @killeveryhetero@jorts.horse

i don't think he'll ever realize it

HMMMMM...

it is decided! within the next week or two, we will add the bridle onto the horse, and see if that garners any kind of reaction or notice.

several weeks later, the reins will make their appearance. HOW MANY CHANGES CAN I MAKE WITH HIM STILL UNAWARES? tune in next week to find out, same horse time same horse channel

🚨 !!! RED ALERT !!! 🚨

THE TARGET HAS ARRIVED

I REPEAT, THE TARGET HAS ARRIVED

P.S.: two weeks after i confirm that he's noticed the saddle, the saddle will gain a humble ｒｉｄｅｒ, on a tuesday, of course

yes folks, that's right, you've guessed it: operation horseday has officially escalated to chemical weapons: GASLIGHTING

HAS THIS SADDLE ALWAYS BEEN HERE? SURELY IT HASNT... HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN HERE? WHO PUT IT HERE? HOW DOES IT FIT SO PERFECTLY??? WHERE HAS MY LIFE GONE WRONG?????

feel free to take bets on how long it takes him to notice the ｃｈａｎｇｅ

(yes that is a coffee mug that says I LOVE MY WIFE on it)

now, behold the ＩＭＰＲＯＶＥＭＥＮＴ

first, behold the ＨＯＲＳＥ in it's natural state, exactly as it was when delivered onto the target's desk:

he's cancelled

IITS A CROSSSOVER EPISODE WITH TH E ONE AND ONLU @dubsteppenwolf WHATUP BITCHES

BOUTA LISTEN TO SOME BIGASS HAIRY MEN SCREAM FOR SEVERAL HOURS LETS GO

(, 🔁 me daddy)

rockin the SPOOKY CASUAL today let's go

(, smash that mf 🔁)

THIS TUESDAY:

OPERATION HORSEDAY TAKES THINGS INTO ITS OWN HANDS

FOR TOO LONG HAVE WE WAITED ON DEFENSE

TUESDAY, WE GO ON THE OFFENSIVE OURSELVES

#🐎

i'll play this game all fucking day lady don't test me

......well played, doctor's office.

wait i improved it

this took me longer and included far more phone apps than i'd like to admit

i found an internet masterpiece

gamers rise up

the internet is a strange place

nice

BEHOLD:

MY GREATEST WORK OF ART YET

MY MAGNUM OPUS

THE CULMINATION OF MY LIFE'S WORK