yeah i'm gonna reboot lol

sorry if jorts.horse breaks in the reboot i'm like 90% sure it's config'd to boot back up automagically when the server restarts but

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when another instance demands to know what jorts is "going to do" about a user that was in a fedi slapfight with some other user:

YEEEEEEE HAW, PARDNERS

and yes, that is my remaining horse figurines that i placed on top of a growing head of cabbage that @dubsteppenwolf is growing, and then photoshopped to look like it isn't real

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.......we have several pages of this. I really dunno what's going on here -- they've all got similar vaguely-japanese sounding usernames, algorithmic display names of "real names", and random avis presumably generated randomly from imgur or google images.

we've temporarily disabled sign-ups to jorts.horse to stop whatever script is creating hundreds of these accounts for no discernable reason. you can still invite users if you need/want to.

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god knows why someone made 20 bot accounts last night but they're all banned now

no one is discussing the horse incident

i dunno if i just missed the discussion or if he quietly put it away, the only thing they're hollering about is the Boomer Flu

i am disappoint

it's fine, it's fine -- i've spent the time making a rough draft of the next page, feel free to spoiler yourself by taking a look, or leave the media hidden so things are still fresh when it happens!!

there's no fucking way THIS one won't trigger at least a heated debate though

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