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bouta rebrand jorts.horse and change our mascot to this racist anthropomorphic pepper with a faded "o" in the background from wherever she stole the graphic

pics related, it me today!

i actually took the first two in the parking garage this morning tryna fix my hair at the last minute and check whether i'd fucked it up, but I liked them so

it'll also be extra funny if my "RESTING WITCH FACE" shirt is obvious and readable in whatever video that guy took but i'm guessing the judges badge probly obscured it

ANYWAY,

:ec: 🔁 🆗

also i really really want to buy hundreds of this sticker and just plaster them fucking literally everywhere

okay i'm gonna go back to pretending to do my job now so this is the last one -- enjoy this classic that I actually saw floating around years ago but never knew the source of until today

aaaaand freud takes the spotlight, causing me to almost spit my drink out from laughing

this is uhhhhhhhhh

this is something

lmfao

i'm getting these from existentialcomics.com by the way, i'm just reading the comics tagged with marx

me and @dubsteppenwolf just consumed an obnoxious amount of pizza for valentines day like the disgusting trash goblins that we are

\o/

ABSOLUTELY CURSED, DO NOT CLICK, DO NOT READ, DO NOT LOOK AT, DONT!!!!!!!!!! [bepis] Show more

i heard we were sharing shitty valentines day cards

(i didn't make this)

suffered a devastating blow on this cursed tuesday afternoon

cw: pebis

i am neither, actually, creepy corporate motivational propaganda, thanks tho,

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