Zoey - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 @killeveryhetero@jorts.horse

tfw 25 minutes later of sitting indoors in AC and going through several rounds of splashing cold water on your face, drinking a cold drink, and fanning yourself, and it only sorta helps because some dipshit forgot to install a heatsink when they assembled your idiot body,

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tfw its 34 degrees (C) outside and your body doesn't correctly regulate heat (think a CPU missing a heatsink) but you really want chicken from that place 15 minutes down the road so you go for it anyway and now you might die

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this is almost as funny as my other long-standing, still active report,

i'm sorry, what?? lmao

ayo @pleroma.fr come get your mans

beware the power of... LESBIAN HAIR.

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THIS IS IT. I'VE FOUND IT. THE WORST DRAWING ON THE INTERNET. FOR OH SO MANY REASONS.

DO NOT SUBJECT YOURSELF TO THIS IMAGE. LOOK AWAY. SCROLL PAST THIS POST. LEAVE THIS ACCURSED PLACE. THERE IS NO GOD HERE.

wtf

BONUS POINTS: PIKACHU BELT

oh wait did you think that was the extent of the bob ross hat??? THINK AGAIN, FUCKER,

continuing experiments into the "baseball cap lesbian" subgenre of gay with this incredible bob ross hat

behold, and alert the press, for with my great Science Intellect, i have invented "Air Conditioning",

strong dyke energies

(bathroom selfie, , 🔁🆗)

GOOGLE WHAT THE HELL

I WANTED A REACTION IMAGE FOR A SHITPOST

if you hum the internationale at just the right pitch, my innocent desk decoration transforms, revealing its true colors

WHO'S GOT TWO THUMBS IS NAMED ZOEY AND IS TOTALLY FUCKED AND PANICKING

THATS RIGHT YOU GUESSED IT THE ANSWER IS GAS ALL LANDLORDS

it turns out that if you manage to press the 8.... it sends 5, instead

CHECKMATE MOTHERFUCKER YOU CAME TO THE WRONG 🐎NEIGH🐎BORHOOD

i overheard camelbro yesterday remarking that he is the culprit!!!!?

here's a screenshot of the direct quote

hey,