manic pixie fever dream @killeveryhetero@jorts.horse

now masto is only eating 2 GB of my RAM instead of fucking 7.9 GB lol

hey alright it came back on its own thank god i don't have to do anything

yeah i'm gonna reboot lol

sorry if jorts.horse breaks in the reboot i'm like 90% sure it's config'd to boot back up automagically when the server restarts but

i should probly reboot huh

a few early reports from historically trustworthy sources that Elon Musk actually purchased twitter as a dowry at the behest of his new fiance, Graham Lineham; apparently, the two quietly became engaged last month, after reportedly bonding over being publicly cucked by transwomen

beware the raw power of grandma's inexplicable Blowjob Angel

@alexandra

getting scattered reports here at the newsdesk that known Mafia snitch, Elon "The Muskrat" Paglione, may have been behind the recent Twitter Inc. acquisition and money laundering scheme.

When reached for comment, he responded: "I buya the website, i no paya my taxes. Mama Mia!"

@peptostate there's a patreon that at one point was almost fully paying off the server bill, but much of the donations dropped off after some update to patreon people were mad about (don't remember what the update was)

https://www.patreon.com/jortsdothorse

@robotcarsley iirc its easier to scale UP than down on linode which is why i never bothered, and at one point the instance was populated enough that it was crashing without the tier we upgraded to

jorts still costs me $50 a month btw lol

@hasya23 and also you have to put a CW on pictures of your face or the brownie you had at lunch or else 27 rabid opossums attack you for a week straight

i'm gonna have to update this stupid website again huh

bots get out

important jorts dot horse server info

eyyyyy i remembered to renew the domain name with 3 days to spare

@klendool they impact in different ways, but it takes something like 130 pints of water to produce a single glass of almond milk. almonds in general take an enormous amount of water to grow.

dairy could be worse overall though, i dunno, i don't spend too much time worrying about it.