@klendool they impact in different ways, but it takes something like 130 pints of water to produce a single glass of almond milk. almonds in general take an enormous amount of water to grow.

dairy could be worse overall though, i dunno, i don't spend too much time worrying about it.

𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦,
𝙄𝙏 𝙋𝙐𝙎𝙃 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙒𝘼𝙍𝘿.

𝑺𝑬𝑬 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑺𝑷𝑨𝑪𝑬 𝑪𝑼𝑪𝑲...

@klendool iirc almond milk is super bad for the environment

it's very tasty, though

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Sir Lancelot the guy with the unusually large hog? I thought not. It's not a story that mastodon.social would tell you. It's a jorts.horse legend.

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Sir Lancelot has lots of sex due to being a total badass and also his unusually large hog and all the other knights mock him relentlessly for it, refusing to refer to him by his real name and instead using derisive nicknames like "Sir Fucksalot" and "that guy with the unusually large hog"

you'll never get away with this, FARTSNIFFINGMAN!

OH, but I ALREADY HAVE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *sniiiiiiiiiiiff*

ABSOLUTELY CURSED, DO NOT CLICK, DO NOT READ, DO NOT LOOK AT, DONT!!!!!!!!!! [bepis] 

herwe at ARby's™ we know to take the holidsdays SERIOUSLY

so to Prepare fyourself for this special Valentaiones day, why not try something NEW to SPICE things UP for your lovers? check out these Hot and SPicy Tips, gathedrd hrere by a Local Expert! /

Tip #1:

🎶 the best, part, of waking up,,
is pooping from your butt 🎵

please help, my family is threatening to disown me for dabbing aggressively at family dinners, what can i do to regain their trust and respect??? :blobdab:

zucc's kink 

@radicalrobit dead eyes, dead bepis -- he's completely flaccid during the entire event

zucc's kink 

@radicalrobit i'm personally of the opinion that zucc's kink is staring, dead-eyed, full eye contact with himself in front a full-length mirror, fully nude, just absolutely going to town on himself for hours, completely silently

moderation request 

@moiety depends on the situation, but, yeah, sometimes. not the one i'm vagueposting about, though

people need to learn that the block function exists for a reason instead of pissing themselves every time two people are rude to eachother in a thread

when another instance demands to know what jorts is "going to do" about a user that was in a fedi slapfight with some other user:

the charisma carpenter / joss whedon thing makes SO much sense if you watched season 4/5 of Angel.... cordelia's plotline never made any fucking sense within the context of the show, it just... blew up, and the way it happened always felt weird and mean.

SURPRISE! that's exactly what it was. what a loser

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