yes im a millenial and these are my children Adynn, Maylee and Darude_Sandstorm(96kbps)_.MPEG-1

the entity known as Carl wants to know your location.
the entity known as Carl wants to know your location.
the entity known as Carl wants to know your location.
the entity known as Carl wants to know your location.
the entity known as Carl wants to know your location.
the entity known as Carl wants to know your location.
the entity known as Carl wants to know your location.
the entity known as Carl wants to know your location.
the entity known as Carl wants to know your location.

i created this masterpiece making fun of a cryptobro on twitter please enjoy it with my blessings

important, the future of jorts.horse and the fediverse, serious 

:piss::sm64_p::sm64_e::sm64_e: :sm64_p::sm64_e::sm64_e::piss:
:poos::sm64_p::sm64_o::sm64_o: :sm64_p::sm64_o::sm64_o::poos:

smug software dev getting owned so hard by a 16 year old enby that they turned their entire project into a smoking crater is just about the funniest ffxiv drama i've ever seen

here i sit,
brokenhearted.

shidding, pissing,
cumming, farding.

[looking at an unfinished task]
ugh, i promised i was gonna do this today.... however, luckily, i only promised it to myself and never said anything aloud, and i've got a lifetime of experience breaking those

Food 

@Laser i miss the :pepsi: plate, go back to the classics king

@killeveryhetero government mandated bedtime: that's fascism
job mandated bedtime: that's patriotism

@killeveryhetero 8 hours for REST
8 hours for WHAT WE WILL
8 hours for STAYS UP LATE, DRINKING COFFEE AND PLAYING WITH HER PHONE IN BED

@killeveryhetero
in conclusion: the company would be more productive if they let Amy have a three-hour siesta every day to recharge after lunch

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