Zoey - Arby's™ Ambassador 🥡 @killeveryhetero@jorts.horse

@Luxotek fuck that's funny

i'd need a tiny mask

@grant lmao

anyone remember a meme where "you come to a fork in the road" or something and there's a sphynx with either ron paul or rand paul's face on it asking you to solve riddles? i swear i didn't make this up but no combination of search terms is finding it

@ItsJenNotGabby @dubsteppenwolf

but you can get it as TWO EMOJIS

@ItsJenNotGabby @dubsteppenwolf

no

y'all remember bofa? damn what was that like 20 years ago

@Luxotek checkmate braincucks

kim jong unf send toot

@LilyVers same

@Gargron damn i wish that was about me, that's life goals right there

@Timmy no clue

i miss horseday 🐎

.......we have several pages of this. I really dunno what's going on here -- they've all got similar vaguely-japanese sounding usernames, algorithmic display names of "real names", and random avis presumably generated randomly from imgur or google images.

we've temporarily disabled sign-ups to jorts.horse to stop whatever script is creating hundreds of these accounts for no discernable reason. you can still invite users if you need/want to.

they made another one

stop that

god knows why someone made 20 bot accounts last night but they're all banned now

thinkin about frogs

me every tuesday