manic pixie fever dream @killeveryhetero@jorts.horse

@Luxotek does this image of kevin smith in huge jorts help at all?

@radicalrobit dead eyes, dead bepis -- he's completely flaccid during the entire event

@radicalrobit i'm personally of the opinion that zucc's kink is staring, dead-eyed, full eye contact with himself in front a full-length mirror, fully nude, just absolutely going to town on himself for hours, completely silently

@radicalrobit don't kinkshame the zucc

@Luxotek i'm gonna kiss 'em

when another instance demands to know what jorts is "going to do" about a user that was in a fedi slapfight with some other user:

few know this

the charisma carpenter / joss whedon thing makes SO much sense if you watched season 4/5 of Angel.... cordelia's plotline never made any fucking sense within the context of the show, it just... blew up, and the way it happened always felt weird and mean.

SURPRISE! that's exactly what it was. what a loser

@Gargron hm

currently rethinking my position on frogs

frogs are neat

@Luxotek oh christ can you imagine

if i ever want everyone to immediately get off my server, this would be the funniest way to do it

@Luxotek https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWfwc-z4MFc

@bearphomet this is what i was trying to achieve 2 years ago when i completely busted the whole site because i was too dumb to just use CSS instead of trying to jam it into the actual code of our masto fork lol

@DissonantEevee @CyclopsCaveman rubber horse decryption 🐎

heavy topic, fedi drama‎​​​

lasagna

@reverenddaeyunkimphd

dude weed lmao‎​​​