@bearphomet that's gotta be covered by the geneva convention somewhere, surely?

@killeveryhetero someone got into my Spotify recently too and played the new Kanye "Jesus is king" on repeat and fucked with my recommendations

@killeveryhetero Zoey, you are my favorite real life trickster.

All your shenanigans are hilarious but harmless, the best kind of shenanigans

so i guess someone named Melanie broke into my Spotify account somehow, they've been listening to shit for a few hours and adding songs to my playlists

anyway, now i'm making them listen to Where The Hood at, by DMX, at full volume, repeating the good part over and over again,

@killeveryhetero @ben

i can't wait to be locked out of shitposting again by that fucking jorts elk

@Luxotek @ben excited to try and reimplement the jorts.horse background image i tried to put on jorts (when i accidentally broke everything forever) 1 week after reinstalling the server and somehow discovering new and exciting ways to fuck everything up

@Luxotek @ben as usual with every single guide, i'm not sure how well this applies to an instance running docker

docker is 100% what screwed my chances of truly understanding wtf i'm doing at any point during this

@Luxotek @ben it's all five thousand times more complicated because of stupid fucking docker

i'm just going to reinstall the whole thing, without docker, as soon as i find the energy and make sure i know how to do that while keeping our data intact

@Luxotek i've obviously been "funding" the pranks myself but crowdfunding to send a pony to his front yard on cinco de mayo or something would be pretty fucking hysterical

@ben nonetheless, jorts has needed a reinstall for a looong time

i lost permissions in ruby to update my own fucking code somehow

🚨 No, Jorts is not on 3.0. I fucked up over the holidays and didn't get the updates to go through. That being said, at least one instance that theoretically shouldn't see us, seems to be able to see us. i'll try to update us this weekend, if i can get my shit together 🚨

@killeveryhetero this has to be one of the best threads on fedi holy shit

i love when people in cars glare at me as they pass me walking down the fake median lane between traffic

eat my whole ass Brenda, run me over i don't give a shit

@seafrog it's like living in a sauna except someone dumped their trash in the corner right next to wherever the hot shit in a sauna comes from i don't know i'm not a Sauna Genius so there's a nice murky hot wet Garbage Aura around you at all times and all places

my parents ARE accidentally feeding 3 raccoons and an opposum though, when they were trying to feed a stray cat

@seafrog to be fair parts of philly also smell like garbage

the hilaripressing part is when me and @dubsteppenwolf visited philly we both got homesick when we were walking downtown and passed a wafting Garbage Aura and we were like "why the fuck am i suddenly homesick wait YOU TOO? ....... OH MY GOD ITS THE TRASH SMELL"

@seafrog it's like living in a sauna except someone dumped their trash in the corner right next to wherever the hot shit in a sauna comes from i don't know i'm not a Sauna Genius so there's a nice murky hot wet Garbage Aura around you at all times and all places

my parents ARE accidentally feeding 3 raccoons and an opposum though, when they were trying to feed a stray cat

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