Zoey - Arby's™ Ambassador 🥡 @killeveryhetero@jorts.horse

me every tuesday

@Luxotek @breakfastgolem @dubsteppenwolf @jizzwitch (she's on birdsite)

@Luxotek @dubsteppenwolf @jizzwitch i bet those are tasty tho

@Luxotek @dubsteppenwolf @jizzwitch looks like a bargain we should all sign up

@ItsJenNotGabby @lakeb2b tf

@radicalrobit the joke is that the boots he's tryna lick told us to stay home!!!

my company told everyone to work from home because of boomerflu and american flag belt dipshit coworker is proudly working from the office and making smug comments in email chains about how he's the only one to go into the office this week

@ItsJenNotGabby

no one is discussing the horse incident

i dunno if i just missed the discussion or if he quietly put it away, the only thing they're hollering about is the Boomer Flu

i am disappoint

it's fine, it's fine -- i've spent the time making a rough draft of the next page, feel free to spoiler yourself by taking a look, or leave the media hidden so things are still fresh when it happens!!

there's no fucking way THIS one won't trigger at least a heated debate though

BACK AT MY DESK AND LISTENING INTENTLY

THE PAYLOAD IS MIA

i'm sorry but i'm gonna miss his initial reaction to it because i'm leaving for lunch early to avoid suspicion (had a very narrow window to get this up)

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and i cannot stress this enough,

🚨 HAAAWWWWWWWW 🚨

@andi sadly, yes

TARGET SPOTTED

I REPEAT, TARGET SPOTTED

#OPERATIONHORSEDAY IS BACK IN ACTION, FOLKS

PLEASE STAND BY

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@Timmy @SeanAloysiusOBrien additionally, how dare you make me read that display name with my human eyes

@Timmy @SeanAloysiusOBrien first of all how dare they make me do work,

@Timmy @Luxotek mfer said he'll

@cheesemonster