attractive nuisance @killeveryhetero@jorts.horse

the entity known as Carl wants to know your location.
the entity known as Carl wants to know your location.
the entity known as Carl wants to know your location.
the entity known as Carl wants to know your location.
the entity known as Carl wants to know your location.
the entity known as Carl wants to know your location.
the entity known as Carl wants to know your location.
the entity known as Carl wants to know your location.
the entity known as Carl wants to know your location.

@became_fish drink verification can to continue

killer cop
cop killer

i created this masterpiece making fun of a cryptobro on twitter please enjoy it with my blessings

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smug software dev getting owned so hard by a 16 year old enby that they turned their entire project into a smoking crater is just about the funniest ffxiv drama i've ever seen

here i sit,
brokenhearted.

shidding, pissing,
cumming, farding.

[looking at an unfinished task]
ugh, i promised i was gonna do this today.... however, luckily, i only promised it to myself and never said anything aloud, and i've got a lifetime of experience breaking those

@Laser i miss the plate, go back to the classics king

@notstavvers bearded middle aged man with an egg shaped head

@bracara treat yourself, steal a couple of monitors today