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*extremely waluigi voice*

𝑾𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬ

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DDID YOU GUYS GET IT???? ITS CUZ THE HORSE ...... FARTED!!!!!! LOL

WHAT DO YOU CALL A HORSE THAT FARTS??? Show more

I logged back into facebook for the first time in a couple of years to make a PSA about how bad this is and the only response I got was "well i don't see how this singles out non-heterosexual individuals in any way, it's just fb being family friendly!"

I should have known that The Algorithm would bury my post and also that anyone still actively using fb is a ghoul.

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K Y'ALL I'M MAKING JOKES HERE BUT THIS SHIT IS REALLY FUCKED UP

me, warped by mastodon: I DUNNO Y'ALL I THINK I'M KINDA INTO SLIME NOW

facebook, majority shareholders in Silly Putty™️: EAT MY ASS, PANTSED, BANNED, SUSPENDED, REPORTED, JAILED, IMPRISONED, DEBONED, GUTTED LIKE A FISH, PLEASE REPORT TO THE NEAREST OCEAN™️ TO BE DROWNED

me, a horse enthusiast: LOOKIN' FOR A GOOD TIME TONIGHT RIDING MY HORSE IN TRAFFIC AND THROWING EGGS AT COPS

facebook, a terrifying oppressive corporate conglomerate: DEGLOVED, BANNED, REMOVED, HANGED WITH TWEED, BAD THING, SHAT UPON, FORSAKEN, REPORT TO THE FOREST™️ WHERE YOU WILL BE STUNG REPEATEDLY BY WASPS

me, a historian: HEY Y'ALL REMEMBER THAT TIME TED CRUZ GOT CAUGHT WANKIN' HIS FAT HOG TO TWITTER PORN ON 9/11???

facebook, a cop: DESTROYED, DEFENESTRATED, DISEMBOWELED, ABHORRED, PROFANED, CURSED, DISAVOWED, PLEASE REPORT TO THE NEAREST WAL-MART WHERE A LARGE MAN WILL FART IN YOUR EYEBALL

me, wearing a thick sweater: MAN MY TIDDYS ITCHIN LIKE HELL TODAY FAM

facebook, eagerly slurping shit out of the ass of ronald reagan: BANNED, DELETED, CANCELLED, RUINED, PURGED, PLEASE REPORT TO THE NEAREST ARBY'S™️ FOR YOUR MANDATORY BOUT OF DYSENTERY

me, a gay: OH MAN I LIKE GIRLS

facebook, a fash: BANNED, CANCELLED, DELETED, SCORNED, PLEASE REPORT TO THE NEAREST FACEBOOK REPROCESSING FACILITY FOR YOUR SCARLET 'A' LIVESTOCK BRAND

Tumblr: we're gonna piss off the entire internet by pulling off the most sexually regressive policy changes of 2018!!

Facebook: HOLD MY BEER

Idk if any of you use FB still but check out these new community guidelines

new hobby -- buying cheap landscape paintings in estate sales that feature background animals and painting jorts onto them

Pretty satisfied with my life choice to constantly monitor reddit so that I can reply and say: "actually, it's spelled Charles Darwin" in response to any hapless rube who dares to say "Charles Barwin"

finna get off my ass and start making changes to jortshorse code again this week/weekend

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