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*extremely waluigi voice*

𝑾𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬ

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𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦,
𝙄𝙏 𝙋𝙐𝙎𝙃 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙒𝘼𝙍𝘿.

𝑺𝑬𝑬 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑺𝑷𝑨𝑪𝑬 𝑪𝑼𝑪𝑲...

DDID YOU GUYS GET IT???? ITS CUZ THE HORSE ...... FARTED!!!!!! LOL

WHAT DO YOU CALL A HORSE THAT FARTS??? Show more

I logged back into facebook for the first time in a couple of years to make a PSA about how bad this is and the only response I got was "well i don't see how this singles out non-heterosexual individuals in any way, it's just fb being family friendly!"

I should have known that The Algorithm would bury my post and also that anyone still actively using fb is a ghoul.

astronauts, lewd Show more

K Y'ALL I'M MAKING JOKES HERE BUT THIS SHIT IS REALLY FUCKED UP

me, warped by mastodon: I DUNNO Y'ALL I THINK I'M KINDA INTO SLIME NOW

facebook, majority shareholders in Silly Putty™️: EAT MY ASS, PANTSED, BANNED, SUSPENDED, REPORTED, JAILED, IMPRISONED, DEBONED, GUTTED LIKE A FISH, PLEASE REPORT TO THE NEAREST OCEAN™️ TO BE DROWNED

me, a horse enthusiast: LOOKIN' FOR A GOOD TIME TONIGHT RIDING MY HORSE IN TRAFFIC AND THROWING EGGS AT COPS

facebook, a terrifying oppressive corporate conglomerate: DEGLOVED, BANNED, REMOVED, HANGED WITH TWEED, BAD THING, SHAT UPON, FORSAKEN, REPORT TO THE FOREST™️ WHERE YOU WILL BE STUNG REPEATEDLY BY WASPS

me, a historian: HEY Y'ALL REMEMBER THAT TIME TED CRUZ GOT CAUGHT WANKIN' HIS FAT HOG TO TWITTER PORN ON 9/11???

facebook, a cop: DESTROYED, DEFENESTRATED, DISEMBOWELED, ABHORRED, PROFANED, CURSED, DISAVOWED, PLEASE REPORT TO THE NEAREST WAL-MART WHERE A LARGE MAN WILL FART IN YOUR EYEBALL

me, wearing a thick sweater: MAN MY TIDDYS ITCHIN LIKE HELL TODAY FAM

facebook, eagerly slurping shit out of the ass of ronald reagan: BANNED, DELETED, CANCELLED, RUINED, PURGED, PLEASE REPORT TO THE NEAREST ARBY'S™️ FOR YOUR MANDATORY BOUT OF DYSENTERY

me, a gay: OH MAN I LIKE GIRLS

facebook, a fash: BANNED, CANCELLED, DELETED, SCORNED, PLEASE REPORT TO THE NEAREST FACEBOOK REPROCESSING FACILITY FOR YOUR SCARLET 'A' LIVESTOCK BRAND

Tumblr: we're gonna piss off the entire internet by pulling off the most sexually regressive policy changes of 2018!!

Facebook: HOLD MY BEER

Idk if any of you use FB still but check out these new community guidelines

new hobby -- buying cheap landscape paintings in estate sales that feature background animals and painting jorts onto them

Pretty satisfied with my life choice to constantly monitor reddit so that I can reply and say: "actually, it's spelled Charles Darwin" in response to any hapless rube who dares to say "Charles Barwin"

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jorts.horse

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