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man, what the heckin fuck are you doing!! that was my *favorite* anime you just yeeted! 🤦‍♀️ 🤦‍♀️ 🤦‍♂️

fuck y'all this was funny and worthy of attention 😤😤😤

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What's written: WLOG

My brain: without loss of generality

Also my brain: wuh-log

a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, prepared on a hot dog bun, is known legally as a PB&Jog. sorry folks, i don't make the rules,

somebody from cybre.space (dunno who) reported this post:?
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for... ableism? i may be showing my ass here but what in this post could *possibly* be construed as ableism...? against the colourblind? or???

"do you feel good about what you just said?"

--lux, reacting to this joke when i said it out loud,

*ahem*

calling people who ride bikes "cyclists" is bi erasure

thank u for coming 2 my ted talk,

extremely shopping at costco voice: i could never eat this much peanut butter in my life, but,

extremely shopping in a costco voice: well, i don't need 12 muffins, but,

@ShawnEric don't report my users to me you soggy piece of toast, it IS good and funny to light cops on fire

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