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yes folks, that's right, you've guessed it: operation horseday has officially escalated to chemical weapons: GASLIGHTING

HAS THIS SADDLE ALWAYS BEEN HERE? SURELY IT HASNT... HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN HERE? WHO PUT IT HERE? HOW DOES IT FIT SO PERFECTLY??? WHERE HAS MY LIFE GONE WRONG?????

feel free to take bets on how long it takes him to notice the change

(yes that is a coffee mug that says I LOVE MY WIFE on it)

first, behold the HORSE in it's natural state, exactly as it was when delivered onto the target's desk:

THE LONG AWAITED CONTINUATION OF OPERATION HORSEDAY IS UPON US

@killeveryhetero I was thinking amon amarth as soon as you said "bigass hairy men scream"

Nice!

wow amon amarth

Zoey in the center of the mosh pit resembles an extremely excited ping pong ball getting bashed back and forth

I'm so tired

how the fuck does the tiny ass singer for archenemy make those deep ass powerful metal screamgrowls i'm so fucking impressed

BOUTA LISTEN TO SOME BIGASS HAIRY MEN SCREAM FOR SEVERAL HOURS LETS GO

(:ec:, 🔁 me daddy)

dudes in bigass custom pick-up trucks with fancy paint jobs aggressively trying to stop me from changing lanes is the funniest thing in the world

it's like, yeah? go ahead buddy, scratch your paint on my shitbucket civic, see how many fucks i give

while discussing with @dubsteppenwolf whether this would be a jickup truck or a pickup jruck, we've decided on JNCO Truck (pronounced jinko truck)

thank u for coming to my jed talk

finna write a country song about drinking coors lite in my denim pickup truck

i just stretched and punched the reset button on my fucking computer by accident

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THIS TUESDAY:

OPERATION HORSEDAY TAKES THINGS INTO ITS OWN HANDS

FOR TOO LONG HAVE WE WAITED ON DEFENSE

TUESDAY, WE GO ON THE OFFENSIVE OURSELVES

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