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positioning my character on the largest possible mounts directly in front of where i know @dubsteppenwolf 's camera is while she's doing shit is my passion

it isn't even true lmao

i don't think he noticed my email signature change which is a damned shame cuz that was 90% of the joke but i'll take the victory nonetheless

my dad has been spouting nonsense about "the thing that will finally sink bernie!" in arguments for weeks as Bernie supporting the ayatollah of Iran in 1979

this time at lunch with him & a work friend I finally stopped replying my usual "nobody actually cares dude" and WELLLLL.....

yo whatup we back from vacation

gonna see about fixing some of jorts' missing customizations this weekend probly

BEHOLD: MY HAIR

also, and pay attention to this you smarmy fucks who keep repeatedly reporting my users to me for this, I AM EXPLICITLY SOLICITING BOOSTS FOR THIS SELFIE. BOOST THIS SELFIE. if reading those lines made your blood boil, get some help

(:ec:)

ah goddamnit i wanted to bofa him but i probly missed the chance, guess he's been here a few months already and has already fucked off mostly

blocked

@Glinner hello Mr lineham Sir, HUGE fan, i was just wondering now that you've joined *the fediverse* if you've properly acquainted yourself with the largely accepted Kondee Accord?

what the fuck there's a glinner instance now??? for real? lmao that's hysterical

jorts folks only, should we:

• block the domain?
or
• mess with him until he posts a hilarious screed about how he's been victimized?

Last night, @killeveryhetero worked late into the night, with support from @Luxotek, to make sure we could continue to enjoy our shitposting. This is how it went down, I assume:

our server infrastructure is scaled pretty far above our needs, so once i do some work making things prettier and jortsier we may begin a RECRUITMENT CAMPAIGN again in earnest

i need to double-check that mailgun is actually working, first, cuz prior to this update several folks weren't getting mail and who knows where that was breaking down

🚨 JORTS DOT HORSE IS FULLY OPERATIONAL AGAIN BABEYYYYYY 🚨

media is fixed, imagemagick wasn't fucking installed

streaming is fixed, i think it was just overwhelmed by the backlog workers (let me know if streaming is not fixed for you)

we're missing a few of the old jorts customizations (joot, our :angry_laugh: favicon) which i'll re-introduce later now that we're actually working correctly

:jhorse: REJOICE, YE FAITHFUL, AND DO HORSE CRIMES :jhorse:

(can't wake up) WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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