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god knows why someone made 20 bot accounts last night but they're all banned now

my company told everyone to work from home because of boomerflu and american flag belt dipshit coworker is proudly working from the office and making smug comments in email chains about how he's the only one to go into the office this week

no one is discussing the horse incident

i dunno if i just missed the discussion or if he quietly put it away, the only thing they're hollering about is the Boomer Flu

i am disappoint

it's fine, it's fine -- i've spent the time making a rough draft of the next page, feel free to spoiler yourself by taking a look, or leave the media hidden so things are still fresh when it happens!!

there's no fucking way THIS one won't trigger at least a heated debate though

i'm sorry but i'm gonna miss his initial reaction to it because i'm leaving for lunch early to avoid suspicion (had a very narrow window to get this up)

🚨 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🚨

and i cannot stress this enough,

🚨 HAAAWWWWWWWW 🚨

TARGET SPOTTED

I REPEAT, TARGET SPOTTED

IS BACK IN ACTION, FOLKS

PLEASE STAND BY :horsiefied:

BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG

positioning my character on the largest possible mounts directly in front of where i know @dubsteppenwolf 's camera is while she's doing shit is my passion

it isn't even true lmao

i don't think he noticed my email signature change which is a damned shame cuz that was 90% of the joke but i'll take the victory nonetheless

my dad has been spouting nonsense about "the thing that will finally sink bernie!" in arguments for weeks as Bernie supporting the ayatollah of Iran in 1979

this time at lunch with him & a work friend I finally stopped replying my usual "nobody actually cares dude" and WELLLLL.....

yo whatup we back from vacation

gonna see about fixing some of jorts' missing customizations this weekend probly

BEHOLD: MY HAIR

also, and pay attention to this you smarmy fucks who keep repeatedly reporting my users to me for this, I AM EXPLICITLY SOLICITING BOOSTS FOR THIS SELFIE. BOOST THIS SELFIE. if reading those lines made your blood boil, get some help

(:ec:)

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