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*extremely waluigi voice*



Last night, @killeveryhetero worked late into the night, with support from @Luxotek, to make sure we could continue to enjoy our shitposting. This is how it went down, I assume:

🚨 brb one sec gonna allocate more storage to the swap partition, should only be down for 4-5 mins 🚨

BuzzFeed's Top Ten Tips for Honking Off in a Crowded Arby's™ Without Getting Caught by the Fukcing Cops

Well HOT DAMN folks it's that time of year again and I know you're all gathering the family and heading down to the local Arby's™ but before you go, take a gander at this Hot Tips gathered by local experts:

1) Don't forget the sunscreen!
[ᴄʟɪᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴏʀᴇ...]

:promoted: Promoted

this image was uploaded to wasabi manually, in november of 2018

that's the day i tried to implement this background image in the single dumbest way possible (fucking with mastodon's actual code) and broke the worst it ever was broken

two years later.... THE JORTS RETURN TRIUMPHANT.....

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@killeveryhetero cat spines are pretty cool but humans are forbidden from having them, watch yourself

i doubt anyone uses the "non-advanced" mode with only a single column but i fixed it for those users now

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she won't even do the laundry, she just lays there cultivating mass


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you gotta clear your cache for it to update the favicon in your browser, tho, if you give a shit

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i fixed the :angry_laugh: favicon after years of not fixing it

also the error page is ... well ... lets call it an easter egg, i kind of like the accident that happened here... mouse over the elephant:

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Unstoppable shitposting engine.