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@Ferretsyndicate@radical.town @kelsey @Slipperywerm
:jhorse:
YOU DRAW ON ONE OF US
:jhorse::jhorse::jhorse:
YOU DRAW ON ALL OF US
:jhorse::jhorse::jhorse::jhorse::jhorse:
:jhg_j::jhg_o::jhg_r::jhg_t::jhg_s:
:jhg_h::jhg_o::jhg_r::jhg_s::jhg_e:
:jhorse::jhg_g::jhg_a::jhg_n::jhg_g:
:jhorse::jhorse::jhorse::jhorse::jhorse:
COMIN IN WITH THE CLOP CLOP GAT GAT FOOL

*extremely waluigi voice*

𝑾𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬᴀᴀᴀᴀ𝙰𝙰𝙰𝙰𝓐𝓐𝓐𝓐𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝐀𝐀𝐀𝐀𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸ȺȺȺȺᴬᴬᴬᴬ

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THIS INSTANCE HAS TAKEN
THE WORM OATH
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Last night, @killeveryhetero worked late into the night, with support from @Luxotek, to make sure we could continue to enjoy our shitposting. This is how it went down, I assume:

🚨 brb one sec gonna allocate more storage to the swap partition, should only be down for 4-5 mins 🚨

BuzzFeed's Top Ten Tips for Honking Off in a Crowded Arby's™ Without Getting Caught by the Fukcing Cops

Well HOT DAMN folks it's that time of year again and I know you're all gathering the family and heading down to the local Arby's™ but before you go, take a gander at this Hot Tips gathered by local experts:

1) Don't forget the sunscreen!
[ᴄʟɪᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴏʀᴇ...]

:promoted: Promoted

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this image was uploaded to wasabi manually, in november of 2018

that's the day i tried to implement this background image in the single dumbest way possible (fucking with mastodon's actual code) and broke jorts.horse the worst it ever was broken

two years later.... THE JORTS RETURN TRIUMPHANT.....

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@killeveryhetero cat spines are pretty cool but humans are forbidden from having them, watch yourself

i doubt anyone uses the "non-advanced" mode with only a single column but i fixed it for those users now

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she won't even do the laundry, she just lays there cultivating mass

smh

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